Sex & Shenanigans

I would never ever do that. I can't even go in there because I want to take all the animals home... and... live on a farm and have 7 men all around me all the time who do the cooking... and the cleaning... and the...

Oh wait. Sorry, I got distracted with the idea of 7 dicks taking care of me.

Going for the "one for every day of the week " strategy, huh?
They’ll have to build up some stamina, I’m pretty sure I could blow through all 7 in 1 day 🤭

Never waste a dick pic. Send it to SOMEONE. Even if it’s not your intended target
LOL I expected you to say something along the lines of “send them to ME!”

Right? I'm pretty sure they don't have puppies in hell 😂
Have you never heard of hellhounds?
 
You know what is weird.
When you hid a pic in an emoji and it gets skipped over because you posted it before the theme is set.
That being said, I tried. :) (not a pic)
 
⬆️ Is what I was thinking about when I made the cry face. 😭

So many fucked up weirdos and I will shame an animal kink. Idc. Sorry.
I used to work for a domain registrar, and my job was hunting down the fucked up weirdos of multiple stripes. It was one of the most horrible jobs I had, but I ended up doing it because if I didn't, someone else did. But fuck. It fucks you up, seriously. I held out for three years. Three years, and I was, "I need you to move me, or I am going to start drinking at work." Turned out I beat the average in the position by more than two years.
 
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