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Making fun of the dickabled. Wow. Would you like to go down to the pound and make fun of the abandoned animals next?
I would never ever do that. I can't even go in there because I want to take all the animals home... and... live on a farm and have 7 men all around me all the time who do the cooking... and the cleaning... and the...

Oh wait. Sorry, I got distracted with the idea of 7 dicks taking care of me.
 
I would never ever do that. I can't even go in there because I want to take all the animals home... and... live on a farm and have 7 men all around me all the time who do the cooking... and the cleaning... and the...

Oh wait. Sorry, I got distracted with the idea of 7 dicks taking care of me.
Going for the "one for every day of the week " strategy, huh?
 
Do you get your own cockicapped parking spaces?

Yes. The decal is hilarious.

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I would never ever do that. I can't even go in there because I want to take all the animals home... and... live on a farm and have 7 men all around me all the time who do the cooking... and the cleaning... and the...

Oh wait. Sorry, I got distracted with the idea of 7 dicks taking care of me.

You know, this is a family friendly site and people like you just turn it into filth. I can barely even hang out on this site with my parents anymore.
 
I would never ever do that. I can't even go in there because I want to take all the animals home... and... live on a farm and have 7 men all around me all the time who do the cooking... and the cleaning... and the...

Oh wait. Sorry, I got distracted with the idea of 7 dicks taking care of me.
Come to the OnlyMoms farm, where all rescue animals are welcome, and the farmhands are thoroughly vetted to make sure they measure up
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I mean…you can’t just let a perfectly good dick pic go to waste, right, @PlanetaryNebula ?








I’m sorry! I can’t un-experience it either, and now you all have to live with it like I do. It was so scary; like I couldn’t breath for a few seconds, I was NOT expecting it! I always thought the expression “choke on a dick” was metaphorical. Now we know better 😭






Definitely Mexican 🌮
Is that last part a euphemism for no glory holes, or…?
Never waste a dick pic. Send it to SOMEONE. Even if it’s not your intended target
 
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