Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

It doesn't get better when they're older. Then they just want to sit in your room and chat with you... Which is absolutely lovely but sometimes I need private time.

Well… fuck

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you really need that walking stick? Don't you just use leg #3?

Sometimes. But honestly, the broken glass wreaks havoc on my frenulum. I’m using a walking stick, henceforth.

 

[Amanda330]

Si, no es justo a mi o mis hombres!

So so sorry about that. Must be rough. Lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sometimes. But honestly, the broken glass wreaks havoc on my frenulum. I’m using a walking stick, henceforth.

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

 

[BrendaBear]

Well… fuck

Um… that is an excellent idea!

 

[Amanda330]

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

I need an eye roll reaction so bad rn.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

I need an eye roll reaction so bad rn.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So so sorry about that. Must be rough. Lol

Not as rough as the guy who was dragging his junk through glass

 

[Amanda330]

Thank you for your service.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Si, no es justo a mi o mis hombres!

¿eso es triste, necesitas un abrazo?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need an eye roll reaction so bad rn.

I have that one on speed dial...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

I tried to apply for dickability (disability by way of oversized dick), but the bureaucratic machine that is the US government cares not for us, Default.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

¿eso es triste, necesitas un abrazo?

un abrazo es un buen empieza

 

[Lord Pmann]

I need an eye roll reaction so bad rn.

You’re part of the problem.

 

[Amanda330]

¿eso es triste, necesitas un abrazo?

We don't hug them when they're whiny, Tig! That's positively reinforcing unwanted behavior. Lol

 

[Taegul]

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

I carry ophthalmologist liability insurance for those that refuse to wear eye protection.

 

[Amanda330]

You’re part of the problem.

Ummm... What?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I carry ophthalmologist liability insurance for those that refuse to wear eye protection.

So those eclipse glasses don't cut it, huh?

 

[Amanda330]

I carry ophthalmologist liability insurance for those that refuse to wear eye protection.

It's cum in handy a couple times...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have that one on speed dial...

Anyone else you have on speed dial???

 

[Lord Pmann]

I carry ophthalmologist liability insurance for those that refuse to wear eye protection.

I have a special rider on my umbrella policy for girls who, during the throws of coitus, may become cockeyed.

 

[Amanda330]

I have a special rider on my umbrella policy for girls who, during the throws of coitus, may become cockeyed.

You mean women?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ummm... What?

You mock the dick draggers like default and me. Your words hurt.

 

[Taegul]

So those eclipse glasses don't cut it, huh?

I recommend a welders helmet, myself...

 

[Lord Pmann]

You mean women?

Ooooooof course.