Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

No. I was concerned about the lurkers looking for an excuse to PM someone.

Guys, I don't give a fuck how awesome you think your little light switch is. Send that shit to Amanda, I don't wanna see it!

I 100% hope at least one of the men on lit get an unsolicited dick pic at least once in their time on lit … just so they know what it feels like.


Cuz I imagine getting sent an unsolicited meat flap photo doesn’t have quite the same vibe.

 

[morelikeasong]

Only cock I've ever played with was cut. And it was beautiful. Most perfect one ever, I must say.

I wouldn’t know because you refused to do a trick for me

If a woman asked me if I was cut or uncut after having giving me a blow job, I may be inclined to think she failed Biology in high school or perhaps drunk at the time.

On the bright said, she remembered me!

Lol! He was actually one of the best I ever had. And my head did get smacked pretty hard on the hotel nightstand at one point so maybe that was why my memory was foggy
I don’t thinkk I gave him a blowjob.

 

[Taegul]

Thank you, @Taegul always looking out for your little cock pocket...

All warm and gooey inside.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wouldn’t know because you refused to do a trick for me


Lol! He was actually one of the best I ever had. And my head did get smacked pretty hard on the hotel nightstand at one point so maybe that was why my memory was foggy
I don’t thinkk I gave him a blowjob.

Brits ARE best...

 

[Taegul]

I wouldn’t know because you refused to do a trick for me

Colonel Longfellow used to like the attention, but he's been very camera shy ever since the Shrek tattoo.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

note to self: do not send her that dick pic *whew*

I mean…you can’t just let a perfectly good dick pic go to waste, right, @PlanetaryNebula ?

I just… can’t picture this

What... the.... eugh. Eeeeuugh. That's the wrong kind of graphic!

I can’t unpicture it.

Same, my friend, same
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN3JtdTc5cXViOW5tZmJhMGJ4OHd4dmZ4aWg3dnBqbnpydzVycmY3aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7TKnYVvhjh6qk0VO/giphy.gif

I’m sorry! I can’t un-experience it either, and now you all have to live with it like I do. It was so scary; like I couldn’t breath for a few seconds, I was NOT expecting it! I always thought the expression “choke on a dick” was metaphorical. Now we know better

so Mexican or Italian for dinner tonight?

Doesn't that depend on which Mexican and which Italian we are choosing between?

boobs I’m walking about boobs
But no little hole in the wall food joints

Definitely Mexican
Is that last part a euphemism for no glory holes, or…?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I 100% hope at least one of the men on lit get an unsolicited dick pic at least once in their time on lit … just so they know what it feels like.


Cuz I imagine getting sent an unsolicited meat flap photo doesn’t have quite the same vibe.

Tbh, I have and both make me feel equally uncomfortable. There is a privilege in knowing that it’s almost certainly a mistake on the sender’s part though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tbh, I have and both make me feel equally uncomfortable. There is a privilege in knowing that it’s almost certainly a mistake on the sender’s part though.

Look … I apologized for that.

 

[Taegul]

I 100% hope at least one of the men on lit get an unsolicited dick pic at least once in their time on lit … just so they know what it feels like.


Cuz I imagine getting sent an unsolicited meat flap photo doesn’t have quite the same vibe.

You have any idea how many times Dick Clark has been in my box?

That sounded wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Look … I apologized for that.

No, you apologized for getting caught.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, you apologized for getting caught.

Still counts

 

[Vitriolhack]

I mean, my preference is cut … but it’d only because I’ve had terrible experience with uncut

What do you mean by terrible.

Hey, somebody had to ask!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Still counts

I suppose it’s no surprise to anyone that you wear the pants in this relationship.

 

[vagrantx]

I 100% hope at least one of the men on lit get an unsolicited dick pic at least once in their time on lit … just so they know what it feels like.


Cuz I imagine getting sent an unsolicited meat flap photo doesn’t have quite the same vibe.

Oddly enough, I've received zero dicpics, but I have received three separate men in womens underwear. Not strange in itself, but it's strange that it happened thrice. I wonder what the settings on my magnetism are, and how do I flip them around...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oddly enough, I've received zero dicpics, but I have received three separate men in womens underwear. Not strange in itself, but it's strange that it happened thrice. I wonder what the settings on my magnetism are, and how do I flip them around...

I love me a fellow thrice user.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can’t unpicture it.

Same... I feel like ....I don't know how I feel.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I 100% hope at least one of the men on lit get an unsolicited dick pic at least once in their time on lit … just so they know what it feels like.


Cuz I imagine getting sent an unsolicited meat flap photo doesn’t have quite the same vibe.

I’ve got a few dick pics sent to me.

I don’t mind em’.

 

[Amanda330]

Oddly enough, I've received zero dicpics, but I have received three separate men in womens underwear. Not strange in itself, but it's strange that it happened thrice. I wonder what the settings on my magnetism are, and how do I flip them around...

I can send you boobs to make it all better? I'm sorry...

 

[Vitriolhack]

Tbh, I have and both make me feel equally uncomfortable. There is a privilege in knowing that it’s almost certainly a mistake on the sender’s part though.

“Sorry,” said uncle Tom

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oddly enough, I've received zero dicpics, but I have received three separate men in womens underwear. Not strange in itself, but it's strange that it happened thrice. I wonder what the settings on my magnetism are, and how do I flip them around...

That seems to be a super common thing on here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oddly enough, I've received zero dicpics, but I have received three separate men in womens underwear. Not strange in itself, but it's strange that it happened thrice. I wonder what the settings on my magnetism are, and how do I flip them around...

To invert your magnetic polarity you need to first invert your electrical polarity. Try switching the electrodes.

 

[vagrantx]

I can send you boobs to make it all better? I'm sorry...

I do believe boobs would help my anguish, yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That seems to be a super common thing on here

Now see, I ACTULLY apologized. Sure it was out of sheer terror but still.

 

[Taegul]

I can send you boobs to make it all better? I'm sorry...

As official Lit boob inspector, I'll need you to CC me those images.

Thank you for your understanding.

Signed,
Inspector General

 

[Amanda330]

I do believe boobs would help my anguish, yes

I gotcha, boo. ( . Y . )