Sex & Shenanigans

[Vitriolhack]

I’m not gonna lie, I can’t see so great right now. Could be the booze. Could be the eclipse..could be Bonnie Tyler

Total eclipse?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Total eclipse?

Of the heart

 

[Amanda330]

Do you know anything else open at 3am?

Is McDonald's not? Idk. I don't order food at 3am? Lol

 

[Vitriolhack]

This thread really went to shit.

Isn’t it great though?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not gonna lie, I can’t see so great right now. Could be the booze. Could be the eclipse..could be Bonnie Tyler

Did you make the booze in your bathtub?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you make the booze in your bathtub?

Probably better than toilet booze

 

[Vitriolhack]

Is McDonald's not? Idk. I don't order food at 3am? Lol

I survived in late night, early morning I guess if I want to be correct, on24hr McD. A novelty in my youth, the biggest debate when out of a rave, do you order a burger or breakfast pancakes?

 

[__Nathan1968]

The only uncut guy I’ve been with was British!
And honestly I didn’t notice a difference? I can’t remember if I went down on him or not. So maybe if I had, I would have noticed. But I do know that after, when he was back in the UK and we were messaging, I asked him if he was uncut because I assumed he probably was but realized I hadn’t noticed either way.

Seems like something you’d notice. I’d hate to have gotten that text. Was I that unmemorable?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably better than toilet booze

I’ll take your word for it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

I slept through it entirely, but that song was in my head last night and today

Does anyone else get unusually horny at a hotel?? Or is it just me?

Umm…my baseline is already unusually horny…not sure I’ve noticed a difference in a hotel, other than “hey, there are two beds, we can fuck on one and sleep in the other with no wet spot!”

I got my cock beat for playing that song. And all I got was this lousy t shirt.

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Oh damn! I posted that song too, before seeing this Is there an “I got my beat by MLAS” version, @morelikeasong ?

No, Black Hole Sun and Dark Side of the Moon.

Perfect day for my Dark Side of the Moon tee!

You big bag of nut jobs better be behaving.,. I’m busy reading today so I’m not paying attention to anything unless it’s boob related.

Sidenote … if you could be sent a sexy photo of someone you like, would you prefer it to be fully nude, partially nude, or covered-up teasing of all the best parts?

1) we never behave, and it’s entirely your fault for bringing us together
2) There was some boob talk earlier, but it was a bit uneven…
3) Yes.

 

[Taegul]

The only uncut guy I’ve been with was British!
And honestly I didn’t notice a difference? I can’t remember if I went down on him or not. So maybe if I had, I would have noticed. But I do know that after, when he was back in the UK and we were messaging, I asked him if he was uncut because I assumed he probably was but realized I hadn’t noticed either way.

Only cock I've ever played with was cut. And it was beautiful. Most perfect one ever, I must say.

Of course I'm referring to my own. But I did not lie.

 

[Vitriolhack]

The only uncut guy I’ve been with was British!
And honestly I didn’t notice a difference? I can’t remember if I went down on him or not. So maybe if I had, I would have noticed. But I do know that after, when he was back in the UK and we were messaging, I asked him if he was uncut because I assumed he probably was but realized I hadn’t noticed either way.

If a woman asked me if I was cut or uncut after having giving me a blow job, I may be inclined to think she failed Biology in high school or perhaps drunk at the time.

On the bright said, she remembered me!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only cock I've ever played with was cut. And it was beautiful. Most perfect one ever, I must say.

Of course I'm referring to my own. But I did not lie.

I mean, my preference is cut … but it’d only because I’ve had terrible experience with uncut

 

[dawn_of_night]

I would say any or all. Whichever she was most comfortable doing. The absolute best would be a series of pics progressing from one extreme to the other. But I'd just be happy with whatever she was comfortable with.

I like this response....
I feel like if someone is willing to share with me on a screen then it's their choice....
If full frontal gets you going then hit damn... If a tease between the sheets gets you all hot and bothered ... Yay! I'm down.

Me ? Ive become shy in my elder years.... 20 years ago... I might have posed but ass naked with a garden vegetable ... And teased you with it....

But fuck me if I live in that world anymore...
If you wanna see this ass naked you gotta come knock on my door....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, my preference is cut … but it’d only because I’ve had terrible experience with uncut

You and me both sister. Director's cuts are almost always too self indulgent for sure.

 

[Amanda330]

Only cock I've ever played with was cut. And it was beautiful. Most perfect one ever, I must say.

Of course I'm referring to my own. But I did not lie.

Did you think any of us were unaware you were talking about your own javelin? Lol. Highly polished and rubbed down every day.

 

[MissLabelled]

Seems like something you’d notice. I’d hate to have gotten that text. Was I that unmemorable?

Or, it was a case of “Fine, I’ll put it in my mouth but I’m keeping my eyes closed!”

 

[Amanda330]

I slept through it entirely, but that song was in my head last night and today


Umm…my baseline is already unusually horny…not sure I’ve noticed a difference in a hotel, other than “hey, there are two beds, we can fuck on one and sleep in the other with no wet spot!”


Oh damn! I posted that song too, before seeing this Is there an “I got my beat by MLAS” version, @morelikeasong ?


Perfect day for my Dark Side of the Moon tee!


1) we never behave, and it’s entirely your fault for bringing us together
2) There was some boob talk earlier, but it was a bit uneven…
3) Yes.

Omg Kitty. NONE OF THESE EMOJIS WORK.

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean, my preference is cut … but it’d only because I’ve had terrible experience with uncut

You and me both sister. Director's cuts are almost always too self indulgent for sure.

Ooh boy, the jokes I can make here!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or, it was a case of “Fine, I’ll put it in my mouth but I’m keeping my eyes closed!”

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[Amanda330]

Or, it was a case of “Fine, I’ll put it in my mouth but I’m keeping my eyes closed!”

Omg but then it sounds like you don't even want to blow him?? Why do it at all then?? Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

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What’s funny is that being extremely talented at sucking cock isn’t really a skill … however begin good at eating a girl out … 100% a skill

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooh boy, the jokes I can make here!

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[Taegul]

Did you think any of us were unaware you were talking about your own javelin? Lol. Highly polished and rubbed down every day.

No. I was concerned about the lurkers looking for an excuse to PM someone.

Guys, I don't give a fuck how awesome you think your little light switch is. Send that shit to Amanda, I don't wanna see it!

 

[Amanda330]

No. I was concerned about the lurkers looking for an excuse to PM someone.

Guys, I don't give a fuck how awesome you think your little light switch is. Send that shit to Amanda, I don't wanna see it!

Thank you, @Taegul always looking out for your little cock pocket...