Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

most of the sky is blue here except the sun is mostly behind the only cloud around

 

[BrendaBear]

everything is getting dimmer....

...you are getting sleepy... sleeeeeepy... yours eyes are getting tired... and you have a sudden urge to tie someone up... you cannot fight this urge... you need to tease her for hours... pleasant, wonderful teasing... your need to please her and make her squeal with pleasure is insatiable.... now... when you wake up... come get me.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ooh! We just got a break in the clouds! The sun is just an itty-bitty sliver.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I’m in Texas these days and I watched the whole thing. Terrible picture but it was so good.View attachment 2336334

 

[Strixaluco]

Just, after a lifetime of watching other people who enjoy food eat... it is very obvious to me, they don't stop eating when their body says they are full (like I do). They stop eating when there isn't food in front of them.

At worst, people have been taught to eat it all even when they haven't been able to affect how much is on the plate.

 

[morelikeasong]

I think @morelikeasong has way too many endearing qualities to be able to quantify.

you’re the best

Still have room for desert?

Uh huh

Justin Bieber taught me to say, "what the hell is that crap? Change the station."

I was never really a fan. Then I watched a documentary about him and I was won over. He’s really very talented.
And I liked his song “Sorry” a lot, but that was probably because any song with a reggaeton beat makes me want to shake my ass

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was never really a fan. Then I watched a documentary about him and I was won over. He’s really very talented.
And I liked his song “Sorry” a lot, but that was probably because any song with a reggaeton beat makes me want to shake my ass

I can come to appreciate him for that last part if naught else...

 

[dawn_of_night]

The emoji is broken

My bad,

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

 

[Codeman93]

Does anyone else get unusually horny at a hotel?? Or is it just me?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

I got my cock beat for playing that song. And all I got was this lousy t shirt.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

the damn sun went behind the only cloud around here so...no

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

everything is getting dimmer....

Reminded me of living near areas with wild fires and the smoke blocking the sun. But I'm in the totality line and that was much more fascinating than I expected.

 

[RaineDrops]

Does anyone else get unusually horny at a hotel?? Or is it just me?

Just you

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

No, Black Hole Sun and Dark Side of the Moon.

Does anyone else get unusually horny at a hotel?? Or is it just me?

 

[Codeman93]

Just you

Sounds about right

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

Sigh. Vacation ended. So no.

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

Exactly. I’ve eaten to the point I couldn’t stand up without hurting, the food was so fucking good.
If I ever have someone tell me they can’t stand up after clearing out something I cooked, that’s the ultimate compliment

 

[LupineOne]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

No, but it sounds wonderful

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://i.ibb.co/G0ZNZxD/20240408-155954.jpg https://i.ibb.co/dB6Cnz5/20240408-155955.jpg https://i.ibb.co/VC7942t/20240408-163036.jpg https://i.ibb.co/4ggHMhx/20240408-163428.jpg https://i.ibb.co/dktnx4Y/20240408-163519.jpg https://i.ibb.co/3064tLv/20240408-163520.jpg https://i.ibb.co/yF5tfZ5/20240408-163555.jpg

great pics did you take them?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I did. With my phone

cool

 

[Trubbycat]

Is anyone else sitting on their deck with 2 pairs of sunglasses, blasting total eclipse of the heart? With their dogs? And booze?

We didn't have glasses so we had to watch on tv. Although a kid coming home from school let me borrow his for a minute. Wow!

 

[Amanda330]

Where I am, we were in the direct path for the complete eclipse. Took the best pictures I could. I used the eclipse glasses over the lense on my phone.

https://i.ibb.co/G0ZNZxD/20240408-155954.jpg https://i.ibb.co/dB6Cnz5/20240408-155955.jpg https://i.ibb.co/VC7942t/20240408-163036.jpg https://i.ibb.co/4ggHMhx/20240408-163428.jpg https://i.ibb.co/dktnx4Y/20240408-163519.jpg https://i.ibb.co/3064tLv/20240408-163520.jpg https://i.ibb.co/yF5tfZ5/20240408-163555.jpg

Those are so good! Very cool!

 

[hotoldrguy]

for some reason, I have Delores Claiborne on my mind

 

[BrendaBear]

for some reason, I have Delores Claiborne on my mind

Oh hell! I don't know Delores, but you were supposed to have something very different from that twat on your mind. Clearly, my skills need serious work.