Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.

 

[Bry1313]

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car (by myself) because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.

Given we know number is a dubious claim. We must assume all five claims are dubious.

 

[Amanda330]

There are a lot of rumours about me here. Some true, some not true.

Let’s clarify.

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
2 I may have wanked the first time I drove a car (by myself) because I couldn’t wait.
3. I’m not into pony play.
4. I’ve never given myself a blowjob.
5. I have, however, gotten a blowjob from a vacuum.

Oh. Well, thank you for the information. I tend to believe everything I read on here so it's good to be aware of the truth.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And he has a hatred for Birkenstocks. Like, an old world hate. The kind of hate that normal takes centuries to manifest.

Birkenstocks is literally translated as “boner pesticide”.

To be fair, it’s generational hate. My parents hate them. My grandparents. Six generations of hate.

Given we know number is a dubious claim. We must assume all five claims are dubious.

Which number?!?!

Oh. Well, thank you for the information. I tend to believe everything I read on here so it's good to be aware of the truth.

Yes. It would be a shame if you thought I was a vacuum fucking pony play kind of guy. Nope. Pony play is weird, says this vacuum fucker.

You can now feel safe talking to me without being worried that I’m weird or anything like that.

 

[Amanda330]

Birkenstocks is literally translated as “boner pesticide”.

To be fair, it’s generational hate. My parents hate them. My grandparents. Six generations of hate.

I like Birkenstocks. Lol. I bought a new rose gold pair for summer

Yes. It would be a shame if you thought I was a vacuum fucking pony play kind of guy. Nope. Pony play is weird, says this vacuum fucker.

You can now feel safe talking to me without being worried that I’m weird or anything like that.

Pony playing vacuum fucker is definitely more fun to say though... Lol

 

[Taegul]

1. I’ve never fucked a watermelon.
3. I’m not into pony play.

https://n.sinaimg.cn/translate/453/w220h233/20190414/3i2w-hvscktf7193215.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like Birkenstocks. Lol. I bought a new rose gold pair for summer

I don’t know what to say about this. On one hand… Birks. On the other hand *makes tit squeezing motion*

This puts me between my cock and a hard place. I’m very confused.

Pony playing vacuum fucker is definitely more fun to say though... Lol

Neigh.

 

[Amanda330]

https://n.sinaimg.cn/translate/453/w220h233/20190414/3i2w-hvscktf7193215.gif

Hey...! How is my jousting cock pocket fucker?

 

[Taegul]

Hey...! How is my jousting cock pocket fucker?

Apparently, I need to update the title on my profile.

I'm hungry! Somebody make me something to eat, please.

 

[Amanda330]

I just made corn chowder and bread...

 

[Amanda330]

Apparently, I need to update the title on my profile.

I'm hungry! Somebody make me something to eat, please.

You definitely need to update the title...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Apparently, I need to update the title on my profile.

I cannot see the word “title” on this site and not read “tittie”. I just cannot.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Pony playing vacuum fucker

Am I the only one that wants to hear a voco of this?

 

[Amanda330]

Am I the only one that wants to hear a voco of this?

Of me saying that? Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Of me saying that? Lol

Yes, I think it rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

 

[Bry1313]

https://n.sinaimg.cn/translate/453/w220h233/20190414/3i2w-hvscktf7193215.gif

Yeah, the pony play, that was the known dubious claim

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm feeling very @PlanetaryNebula today. I have done quite a lot but there is still more to do and...

I DON'T WANNA!!

Ughhhh the “I don’t wannas” are REAL people! Sometimes just stomping my feet and saying it out loud to anyone who will listen, is enough to get my ass in gear

 

[Amanda330]

Yes, I think it rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

I feel like that might not be a nice thing to do... I don't want to be mean towards anyone. And I know we're joking but... still. I'll record something else?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I cannot see the word “title” on this site and not read “tittie”. I just cannot.

I'm the same way with Littie and misreading it as little

#iblameyou

 

[LupineOne]

Ughhhh the “I don’t wannas” are REAL people! Sometimes just stomping my feet and saying it out loud to anyone who will listen, is enough to get my ass in gear

They are. They were intense today
But we got through it!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst, @Lord Pmann

I'm in a flirting mood

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I feel like that might not be a nice thing to do... I don't want to be mean towards anyone. And I know we're joking but... still. I'll record something else?

Sure. I thought it was fun. You can say it about me if it makes you feel better

But I totally understand what you're saying.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Psst, @Lord Pmann

I'm in a flirting mood

You know what's stronger than the Army?
The Air Force!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know what's stronger than the Army?
The Air Force!

The world's second biggest army

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Huh. I just learned we're third, lol.

At least I the US has the first and second largest air forces