Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Can I come too

Make it a party?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Has anyone here gone nude hiking with a group?
I saw a flyer in my library coffee shop with deets and I'm so tempted to try it

People will throw stones at me if I do that. Also, I’m afraid a bear might attack my dick.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

People will throw stones at me if I do that. Also, I’m afraid a bear might attack my dick.

Don't worry. They have terrible eyesight.

 

[BrendaBear]

People will throw stones at me if I do that. Also, I’m afraid a bear might attack my dick.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kKPSg9-dSqcAAAAC/i-will-catch-you-cocaine-bear.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Topless, yes. Entirely nude, just for the photo op.

1) Too many mosquitoes
2) As @vagrantx already mentioned in a different way, that chafing would be something else

Mosquitoes are regional. There are actually places without them (god I miss Colorado sometimes).

Chaffing isn't as bad in drier areas, again, thinking Colorado or Utah.

 

[vagrantx]

I’m afraid a bear might attack my dick.

Must... make.... gay joke.... can't....

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aaahh that's better.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Has anyone here gone nude hiking with a group?
I saw a flyer in my library coffee shop with deets and I'm so tempted to try it

Okay, I'm in.

 

[Strixaluco]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ohk8ITPQ-yQAAAAC/aww-cute.gif

You don't know even half of it We've even been called disgustingly cute in munches where I usually sit in his lap all evening, and we keep kissing every now and then.
(The one saying that was 1) probably envious and 2) happy for my Dom's sake as he had been searching for very long. And 3) absolutely not too serious.)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

...and beautiful tall trees, and rivers... and Sasquatch... which are really nice once you find out that they just want a burrito from the 7-11 down the road but they don't carry any cash. Oh, and a Mountain Dew to go with it... they like that too.

That just reminded me of this gem, from the Clerks III soundtrack

 

[Bry1313]

I am watching The Gentlemen on Netflix and Kaya Scodelario who plays Susie Glass makes me want to do so many deliciously inappropriate things to myself. Or let her do them to me.

Great show and yeah, she’s delicious

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everything here's pancake-flat. I do love a good forest-walk, but, hiking to me feels like mountains and hills and... sweat. Bleh. You can keep your slopes! I'll just go lay down here in the grass..

Oh, let me try.

Hills. Climb. Coastal Range Hike. Wapiti

I love this place.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you sure?

Yes.

 

[MissLabelled]

I live in freaking paradise

Emojis that actually work!
And lead to such beauty!!

Oh god I didn't even think about the mosquitoes... Just the backpack straps digging into things they shouldn't be digging into.

Stupid mosquitoes.
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine?

Chaffing isn't as bad in drier areas, again, thinking Colorado or Utah.

So, people don’t sweat in Colorado when exercising?
Thighs rubbing on thighs for an extended period of time is going to cause chafing.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Emojis that actually work!
And lead to such beauty!!


Stupid mosquitoes.
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine?


So, people don’t sweat in Colorado when exercising?
Thighs rubbing on thighs for an extended period of time is going to cause chafing.

I said "as bad." It's still an issue, but the cases of swampass are nothing compared to living around the Great Lakes or Florida . I hate FL.

 

[Bry1313]

Tig Notaro is excellent at the non-joke joke. She's on my bucket list of comedians I need to see live

Have you heard her Taylor Dane story?

 

[Bry1313]

Has anyone here gone nude hiking with a group?
I saw a flyer in my library coffee shop with deets and I'm so tempted to try it

Do it

 

[vagrantx]

Stupid mosquitoes.
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine?

Wtf I'm sitting here listening to Avantasia - Promised Land, and the chorus has the line "you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours". What're the odds...

But sure! Now a bit lower... lower....

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you heard her Taylor Dane story?

Link?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you wanna hear a snippet of my HORRID voice you can check out the sing a song for a Litster thread

 

[lavendersilk]

If you wanna hear a snippet of my HORRID voice you can check out the sing a song for a Litster thread

Was it for @OrdinaryPerson ?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

If you wanna hear a snippet of my HORRID voice you can check out the sing a song for a Litster thread

I just did. I adore horrid voices.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Damn it... There was homework??? Wtf.

.., also... I have @crazychemgirl problems....

I learnt about it this morning too.

 

[lavendersilk]

If you wanna hear a snippet of my HORRID voice you can check out the sing a song for a Litster thread

Where is this thread I can't find it.

 

[AuntieDisco]

@AuntieDisco i saw your post over lunch and I was so busy with the chaos of tagging @OrdinaryPerson … I didn’t respond. I’m sorry you got a dump of snow. Sending big Canadian hugs your way.

I’m heading home now. The roads are clear now and it’s not snowing anymore! Yayy!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just did. I adore horrid voices.

Since I warned you I am not responsible for the blood coming out of your ears