Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Does this mean you like Toby and want to spank @Mav Unlimited as a thank you?

He might appreciate that, not sure.

 

[vagrantx]

Chickens are SO DUMB … I don’t feel bad eating them.

So am I, but I still deserve pets! And being eaten.. I'm such a chick.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Everything here's pancake-flat. I do love a good forest-walk, but, hiking to me feels like mountains and hills and... sweat. Bleh. You can keep your slopes! I'll just go lay down here in the grass..

Give me water sports vs hiking every day of the week.

 

[UnquietDreams]

omg omg omg I've never petted a chicken! I want to pet the chicken let me pet the chickennnnnn

You sound like my kid's boyfriend. He got his senior picture taken with one of my sister's chickens in his arms. He is obsessed with them now.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

omg omg omg I've never petted a chicken! I want to pet the chicken let me pet the chickennnnnn

It's a trap. They have murder talons.

 

[BrendaBear]

*Nods* THAT'S his kink...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A murderous feline made you hard?

Oh, okay.

But they were really fucking cute murder cats!

 

[UnquietDreams]

*Nods* THAT'S his kink...

That is NOT my kink. Any of them.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Everything here's pancake-flat. I do love a good forest-walk, but, hiking to me feels like mountains and hills and... sweat. Bleh. You can keep your slopes! I'll just go lay down here in the grass..

I live in freaking paradise

 

[Strixaluco]

Sadly, not permitted at my favorite lake and I've been removed by the police due to the beach closing at night and me staying to enjoy the sounds of the water sans people.

Here that couldn't happen, beaches don't close except if the water quality is not fit for swimming. And nudity is only forbidden if considered "disturbing".

And there are also unofficial beaches... And one of my favourite places is our summer cottage.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

When I posted open-minded sexuality being what a naked hiking flyer in a coffee shop window was... I actually meant something other than sex. I'm still struggling with the right words...

The naked form does not have to be sexual at all. I think I can look at a naked body for it's beauty and paint it or draw it... and I don't ogle a naked person on the beach out of respect.

If I feel attracted to that person, I keep it inside and learn how to hide my feelings...

I can appreciate the nakedness and form of any human being. Doesn't make it sexual.
People looking sexy and desiring such attention, that's where I'll add to the tree situation in the forest.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

omg omg omg I've never petted a chicken! I want to pet the chicken let me pet the chickennnnnn

You need to come stay with me. I have chickens and will take you hiking. Clothing optional, of course

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everything here's pancake-flat. I do love a good forest-walk, but, hiking to me feels like mountains and hills and... sweat. Bleh. You can keep your slopes! I'll just go lay down here in the grass..

Yes, I have mountains and hills all around me. I went to Nebraska, which is also pancake flat, and felt a little freaked out by so much sky.

 

[vagrantx]

I live in freaking paradise

Yeah, alright, that looks incredible. I think Slartibartfast accidentaly copy-pasted some fjords into the US.

It's not bad here, it's just flat. Lots of meadows.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You need to come stay with me. I have chickens and will take you hiking. Clothing optional, of course

Can I come too

 

[BrendaBear]

But they were really fucking cute murder cats!

To be fair, I only know of one cat that I just plain didn't like. The rest are all adorable.

But many years ago, my sister gave a cutesy name to a cat and I don't think he appreciated that at all. This little asshole, furball from hell made anyone's life miserable who had the bad fortune to be near him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is NOT my kink. Any of them.

Are you sure?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, alright, that looks incredible. I think Slartibartfast accidentaly copy-pasted some fjords into the US.

It's not bad here, it's just flat.

It's still very, very pretty!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can I come too

Yes!
Aussie has plenty of room in my den of debauchery.

Let's make it a party

 

[MissLabelled]

Has anyone here gone nude hiking with a group?
I saw a flyer in my library coffee shop with deets and I'm so tempted to try it

Topless, yes. Entirely nude, just for the photo op.

1) Too many mosquitoes
2) As @vagrantx already mentioned in a different way, that chafing would be something else

 

[crazychemgirl]

@AuntieDisco i saw your post over lunch and I was so busy with the chaos of tagging @OrdinaryPerson … I didn’t respond. I’m sorry you got a dump of snow. Sending big Canadian hugs your way.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wasn’t feeling well yesterday and never did catch up. Now 32 pages behind. It might be a “fuck it” day


Shenanigang represent! *Throws Shenanigang gang signs*


I looked back through my reactions yesterday and couldn’t find 1 of your posts I angry-reacted to, only the use of “coriander” over cilantro, and some ketchup aimed at Bry, but equally hated by me

I rarely use the angry reaction seriously, as it takes a lot to get me really mad. It’s usually for fucked up food. That being said, here are some angy widdle kittehs, just for funsies!
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@BrendaD , ICYMI

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes, I have mountains and hills all around me. I went to Nebraska, which is also pancake flat, and felt a little freaked out by so much sky.

Nebraska is just a ramp from East to West. Hated driving across that.

 

[vagrantx]

Topless, yes. Entirely nude, just for the photo op.

1) Too many mosquitoes
2) As @vagrantx already mentioned in a different way, that chafing would be something else

Oh god I didn't even think about the mosquitoes... Just the backpack straps digging into things they shouldn't be digging into.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, I have mountains and hills all around me....

...and beautiful tall trees, and rivers... and Sasquatch... which are really nice once you find out that they just want a burrito from the 7-11 down the road but they don't carry any cash. Oh, and a Mountain Dew to go with it... they like that too.