Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

I guess we're all basic white girls

 

[Bry1313]

Apparently they had a stroke too. "Me after to nutting to..."

@Tigobitties98 must have typed that meme

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I guess we're all basic white girls

You are what you eat...

Or something like that....

 

[Bry1313]

I guess we're all basic white girls

I guess we are. I’m not having a pumpkin spice latte though

 

[lavendersilk]

Scandanavian Laotian women are super hot too. *cough*@vagrantx*cough*

 

[Bry1313]

Are you saying you're Scandinavian?

With a dose of Nordic too.

See, I even speak a little Norwegian

Ku-bæsj

 

[Bry1313]

Scandanavian Laotian women are super hot too. *cough*@vagrantx*cough*

She counts…..she definitely counts

 

[lavendersilk]

With a dose of Nordic too.

See, I even speak a little Norwegian

Ku-bæsj

I don't know what that meant but .

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just woke up from what started as a very pleasant sex dream about a favorite Litster, going down on her under the bleachers at a football game. That quickly went south when the cheerleaders started shooting bibles at the crowd with the t-shirt cannons instead of t-shirts. Turns out, crowds of people don't like being hit with high-velocity heavy books, and it caused a stampede. That dream started so well... I hate my brain sometimes.

Anyway, good morning, folks!

That's hilarious, but I was more of a meet me in the backseat of the car in the parking lot kinda girl.

This is why I hate dreaming...

...but was it me?

Not this time. I'll try harder next time. Hopefully without getting pelted by hardcovers.

So then who was it? Inquiring minds need to know.

Here's the thing... Inquiring minds absolutely, positively, do NOT need to know.

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Yes, yes they do.

It was @Bry1313 wasn't it...

If it helps the Lit Detective Agency, it probably wasn’t me @Whiskeyjack knows me well enough that even his subconscious wouldn’t have taken me to a football game over a baseball game

It was me... I did it...

You hit him and the mystery Litster with bibles shot out of a cannon?

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Also Fall, for the cooler but not stormy or pollenated weather, (MLB) playoff season, the snuggles, and boots

I guess we're all basic white girls

I’m only like 1/4 white, but I still pick Fall

 

[Bry1313]

I don't know what that meant but .

Ummm, if that’s your reaction……don’t look it up.

 

[Amanda330]

She counts…..she definitely counts

So, like, if ancestry says I'm Norwegian and Swedish/Denmark do I count?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Give me a sunny day in the upper 50’s 12 months of the year. That fall.

*Nods*
I am not a fan of pumpkin spice but I love Halloween and all the pretty colors and activities.
If I can wear shorts and a hoodie I'm a happy girl...

 

[lavendersilk]

So, like, if ancestry says I'm Norwegian and Swedish/Denmark do I count?

*nods*

 

[Amanda330]

Ummm, if that’s your reaction……don’t look it up.

I looked it up...

 

[Bry1313]

So, like, if ancestry says I'm Norwegian and Swedish/Denmark do I count?

That’s how I’m counting myself. Welcome to the hot Scandinavian club

 

[dawn_of_night]

You hit him and the mystery Litster with bibles shot out of a cannon?

It's true... I'm not sorry...

I’m only like 1/4 white, but I still pick Fall

Cause it's the bestest!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I pick autumn too. I am the basickest of bitches.

 

[Bry1313]

*Nods*
I am not a fan of pumpkin spice but I love Halloween and all the pretty colors and activities.
If I can wear shorts and a hoodie I'm a happy girl...

That’s my outfit right now, twinsies

 

[vagrantx]

Scandanavian Laotian women are super hot too. *cough*@vagrantx*cough*

I love that you think about me even when I'm not around

With a dose of Nordic too.

Scandinavian AND nordic?
"Not only am I american, I am from the united states too!"

See, I even speak a little Norwegian
Ku-bæsj

I don't know what that meant but .

It's cow shit. Lol. Or, cow poop would be more precise I guess.

 

[Bry1313]

I looked it up...

I said don’t look it up. I can’t help it if my six year old cousin who couldn’t speak English kept telling me to look out for it. (They lived on an island and the cows and sheep just wander free)

 

[dawn_of_night]

I guess we're all basic white girls

Wait... Isn't that a movie....

 

[jason28053]

So, like, if ancestry says I'm Norwegian and Swedish/Denmark do I count?

I have Norwegian Wood now, so I count?

 

[dawn_of_night]

That’s my outfit right now, twinsies

*Swoon*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I took one of those ancestry DNA tests and it said I was 8% Danish and Swedish.
I just attribute that to those vikings getting around and fucking everyone on the continent.

 

[lavendersilk]

I love that you think about me even when I'm not around


Scandinavian AND nordic?
"Not only am I american, I am from the united states too!"



It's cow shit. Lol. Or, cow poop would be more precise I guess.

Where is that laughing/love emoji? Lol