Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

There needs to be (another?! I didn’t know it ever existed until searching for the cartoon version just now) Bugs Bunny night at the Hollywood Bowl So many people were introduced to classical music through Looney Tunes!

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Ladybugs and butterflies can be cute OUTSIDE. No bugs are cute bugs when they’re indoors!


Can you murder people who are already in the afterlife?




No ranch? @NRJLIVES4ever would probably be very disappointed with this

My knowledge and love of classical music started with Bugs Bunny cartoons.

 

[BrendaBear]

We’re not talking about me right now.

I have not used that, and I feel I am missing out.
*taking notes again*

 

[jason28053]

I would settle for a bedtime story.

Is it your bedtime?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have 3 ducks on my Jeep.

How do you get them into the bathtub?

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh man I wanted that to be a clickable emoji SO FUCKING BAD

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

 

[BrendaBear]

Is it your bedtime?

Is there ever a time when heading for the bedroom is a bad idea?

(Says the chick who’s kids are all grown and gone)

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

OMG! I have died, and the angels are coming for me!

 

[jason28053]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

can I have hair like yours ?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Follow Victor to the sacred place
This ain't a dream, I can't escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones
Spirits moaning among the tombstones

And the night, when the moon is bright
Someone cries, something ain't right

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again
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I love how much King and the Ramones dug each other

Ever listen to Anthrax? They have some lovely songs based on King, including two for Dark Tower, one for "Apt Pupil," and one for The Stand.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honestly, I grew up in the same kind of household. Very religious. Strict. We didn't ever discuss sex and my mom would freak out about kissing.

Talk about guilt laden feelings regarding sex or masturbation. I've decided to be very open as a parent.

I was a Baptist. They were afraid premarital sex would lead to dancing...

 

[Dubinsky]

Honestly, I grew up in the same kind of household. Very religious. Strict. We didn't ever discuss sex and my mom would freak out about kissing.

Talk about guilt laden feelings regarding sex or masturbation. I've decided to be very open as a parent.

I got sent to a church Sunday school-type thing to learn the birds and the bees. Like, there was a thing about it in school, but then there was also a "how to be Spiritual about sex" class at church.

I spent the entire time staring at Vicki Staveley's boobs. So I learned something.

 

[Amanda330]

I was a Baptist. They were afraid premarital sex would lead to dancing...

I was Mormon. They were afraid premarital sex would lead to hell.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was a Baptist. They were afraid premarital sex would lead to dancing...

My church had dance festivals

 

[vagrantx]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

jesus. fucking. christ.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/a0f612456a0ea3b7455c34df41de95dd/tumblr_mldkvbv2Qb1sndox4o1_400.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Pax vobiscum.

And with your spirit.

 

[Dubinsky]

I was Mormon. They were afraid premarital sex would lead to hell.

I grew up with a bunch of Mormons.

They weren't shy about premarital sex, but they claimed they were!

 

[Amanda330]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

Fuuuuck. I'm not even gay and I have a lady boner. You are delicious.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fea9df861113fecec5bb17bf1faa0124e%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D3950966&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=54e7582f408344c3ecefbc34762e5ff301c5e5eaf994fd3c644b140ac96fe1c4&ipo=images

Is this making anyone else think of @dawn_of_night ‘s penguin clit-sucker?

Still better than anything with American Cheese!

Or they’re both incredibly bad?

@Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust this means we can start playing Christmas music now.

But only on the Let’s Annoy Bry1313 with Christmas thread!

 

[Amanda330]

I grew up with a bunch of Mormons.

They weren't shy about premarital sex, but they claimed they were!

There are Mormons... And then there are MORMONS.

 

[jason28053]

Fuuuuck. I'm not even gay and I have a lady boner. You are delicious.

also

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

Fairy queen, come take me out of this dull world,
For I would ride with you upon the wind,
Run on the top of the dishevelled tide,
And dance upon the mountains like a flame.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

can I have hair like yours ?

I also want hair like hers!!!!

 

[RaineDrops]

Is it your bedtime?

I wish.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

You’re right. I’m sorry. That was a missed opportunity

I am trying to think of something clever to say…

 

[jason28053]

I wish.

As in you’re sleepy or …