Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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That is the only Steven King book I liked that I will never read again. Worse as a parent.

 

[vagrantx]

That is the only Steven King book I liked that I will never read again. Worse as a parent.

Follow Victor to the sacred place
This ain't a dream, I can't escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones
Spirits moaning among the tombstones

And the night, when the moon is bright
Someone cries, something ain't right

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again
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I love how much King and the Ramones dug each other

 

[UnquietDreams]

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You’re hiking in the woods and you see this …

What do you do?

I know my fairy tales. I run. Try to find a rowan tree. Throw salt, iron shavings, and red berries behind me, and at one point stop and turn all my clothes inside out. And if anyone asks, no, nothing weird happened and I didn't see a fucking thing.

What? Doesn't everyone carry salt, red berries, and iron shavings with them for a walk in the woods? Because you should. If more people did, less people would mysteriously disappear.

 

[Dubinsky]

I got ordained online so I could marry my friends during covid

So… @Indie is just a side benefit?

I get it.

 

[vagrantx]

I know my fairy tales. I run. Try to find a rowan tree. Throw salt, iron shavings, and red berries behind me, and at one point stop and turn all my clothes inside out. And if anyone asks, no, nothing weird happened and I didn't see a fucking thing.

What? Doesn't everyone carry salt, red berries, and iron shavings with them for a walk in the woods? Because you should. If more people did, less people would mysteriously disappear.

- Did you stock up on those back in town? Hey, does anyone remember if UD stocked up on those back in town?
- Hey! No meta gaming!
- What!? I just want to make sure he actually has those things!
- Yeah well that's up to him and the DM. What do you say DM?
- Sigh... Well, did you buy those things UD?
- Yeah I did!
- Okay then. Make a... religion check. Or arcana. Whichever is higher.

your go

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your priest fascination cracks me up!

I like what I like!

 

[crazychemgirl]

That wasn't what you said when I was torturing you...

We’re not talking about me right now.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So… @Indie is just a side benefit?

I get it.

I'm not a side. I'm the main event.

 

[jason28053]

It is pretty great when you talk to your mom about your sex life and she calls you a slut and you say, "I learned it from you!" And then you both start laughing.

Good times.

What… like slut is a bad thing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

- Did you stock up on those back in town? Hey, does anyone remember if UD stocked up on those back in town?
- Hey! No meta gaming!
- What!? I just want to make sure he actually has those things!
- Yeah well that's up to him and the DM. What do you say DM?
- Sigh... Well, did you buy those things UD?
- Yeah I did!
- Okay then. Make a... religion check. Or arcana. Whichever is higher.

your go

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That is just the stuff in the shelf immediately by my bed. Oh, the Katherine Briggs one is phenomenal.

 

[Amanda330]

I was a sexually curious kid in a repressed house.

Talk about misunderstandings…

Honestly, I grew up in the same kind of household. Very religious. Strict. We didn't ever discuss sex and my mom would freak out about kissing.

Talk about guilt laden feelings regarding sex or masturbation. I've decided to be very open as a parent.

 

[jason28053]

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And that’s last time Samuel L Jackson was last seen with his nuts lol

 

[jason28053]

Honestly, I grew up in the same kind of household. Very religious. Strict. We didn't ever discuss sex and my mom would freak out about kissing.

Talk about guilt laden feelings regarding sex or masturbation. I've decided to be very open as a parent.

Good for you! I know your kids will love you for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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My favorite scene in my favorite Disney movie has Lilo reading from "Practical Voodoo," and has the line, said completely deadpan, "my friends need to be punished."

 

[morelikeasong]

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That is just the stuff in the shelf immediately by my bed. Oh, the Katherine Briggs one is phenomenal.

Got a thing for fairies, eh?

 

[jason28053]

Got a thing for fairies, eh?

Dammit, these don’t work

 

[crazychemgirl]

Got a thing for fairies, eh?

Oh man I wanted that to be a clickable emoji SO FUCKING BAD

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm not a side. I'm the main event.

Pax vobiscum.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Got a thing for fairies, eh?

Oh, absolutely...

If I was to chose on to carry me away for a hundred years and a day, I know who would top every list.

 

[Amanda330]

Got a thing for fairies, eh?

You need to fix your emojis... They aren't working.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you been in a confessional? It's about as sexy as an airplane bathroom

Well, from experience one long, transatlantic flight, airplane bathrooms can have a certain charm...

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, absolutely...

If I was to chose on to carry me away for a hundred years and a day, I know who would top every list.

Mine would definitely be the Fairy Punchfather from Tiny Tinas Wonderlands

https://i.ibb.co/8cfBW9b/image.png

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this a good time to tell you I'm ordained?

Hey, me too!

 

[RaineDrops]

Dammit, these don’t work

Oh man I wanted that to be a clickable emoji SO FUCKING BAD

You need to fix your emojis... They aren't working.

I would settle for a bedtime story.

 

[vagrantx]

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That is just the stuff in the shelf immediately by my bed. Oh, the Katherine Briggs one is phenomenal.

- I throw a bunch of books on the table.
- What? I asked for an arcana or religion check!
- Yeah well, I got these books, so I threw them. What does that do?
- Nothing! They do nothing. The creature eats you. You're dead.