Sex & Shenanigans

I can't decide if it's ingenious, or just creating more stuff to wash! We just have machine-washable table-mats 🤣
We have one and I think the same thing all the time! Aren’t we just substituting one mess to clean up for another.

But I will say that it holds the mess in the little bowl rather than letting the mess run all over the counter or table or wherever you use it.
 
So now that I’m finally caught up, I’ve realized two things:
1) @MrsPassion @PlanetaryNebula , we forgot to check PornHub on Monday! They always do the CornHub thing on April Fool’s Day, but I was so busy catching up with 35 fucking pages of Chaos and Cheese that I forgot entirely! 😅

2) I know now what I want for my birthday in August! Since I will be 41 and Nebs already did 41 dick pics…what am I best known for, sexually? Being ridiculously multiorgasmic! So…I want 41 orgasms! Not MY orgasms, but everyone else’s! I want 41 cumshot pics, vids and/or Vocaroos of everyone cumming 😻💦
That’s pretty hot Kitty! And very out of the box.

I have my birthday in August too, when is yours?
 
I believe that's inaccurate. I won the inaugural due to Russian hackers but thankfully not the 2000 (or did those damn hackers get me again?) I am pretty sure @OrdinaryPerson won in a runaway. If not, he should have.

My fomo used to get me. This new surge has finally cured me.
Don't be modest, I only won because you couldn't win again and you did such a good job mentoring me.
 
My brother is a Virgo. We fight all the time. I don't think that is because of his sign though...
My sister and her husband went out to dinner with two other couples one night, and part way through she suddenly realized that the guy from one couple and the lady from the other must be brother and sister from the crappy way they treated each other - she was right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
My sister and her husband went out to dinner with two other couples one night, and part way through she suddenly realized that the guy from one couple and the lady from the other must be brother and sister from the crappy way they treated each other - she was right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That almost sounded like something I watched on the Internet once...
 
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