Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I couldn’t pick just one

I am a believer in the singular boob shot now

 

[Dubinsky]

Context...

My grandfather loves them. He thinks they look so dapper. He decided to feed them rolled oats... in our business' parking lot... on a Sunday...

We drove into work on Monday to geese droppings all over the parking lot.

Lol. "Dapper."

They are nuisance animals here whenever they pass through. I don't mind them, but a lot of folks complain.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Context...

My grandfather loves them. He thinks they look so dapper. He decided to feed them rolled oats... in our business' parking lot... on a Sunday...

We drove into work on Monday to geese droppings all over the parking lot.

There’s a flock that lives year round at the lake nearby. There is much truth to the shit through a goose saying.

 

[Codeman93]

Context...

My grandfather loves them. He thinks they look so dapper. He decided to feed them rolled oats... in our business' parking lot... on a Sunday...

We drove into work on Monday to geese droppings all over the parking lot.

The worst definition of a chew and screw

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am a believer in the singular boob shot now

I think I missed this full discussion earlier but solo boobs for sure rule.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Indie is showing us her ass everyone.

You forgot to tag @Indie and tell her how amazing her butt looks today

May I introduce you to the ferri vibe?

Oooh I see Lovense has a new clit-sucker!

Yep, it magnets to your chonies so you can put it exactly where you need it

Haha love it when Tig busts out the Spanglish

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-t...sfyer-pro-penguin-next-generation-104153.aspx

Oh my Jod, he has a little bow tie!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Order 66 executed...


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I don't mean to brag, but I was a junior champion goose caller, and I've shot a LOT of those. The cobra chicken's kryptonite is bird-shot

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I missed this full discussion earlier but solo boobs for sure rule.

Same, but I rarely post both

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh my Jod, he has a little bow tie!

Girl. He had become the go to.... I looove him and his bowtie!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Wait... There's more than one of you??

There’s no one like me

You have such slim ankles, Mav, I’m jealous

Thank you. My feet hurt after walking in those shoes though.

You forgot to tag @Indie and tell her how amazing her butt looks today

@Indie Your butt looks amazing today. Now come back.

Fixed it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't mean to brag, but I was a junior champion goose caller, and I've shot a LOT of those. The cobra chicken's kryptonite is bird-shot

Cobras had a raven not a chicken. They also had a Raptor but he was an accountant.

 

[LupineOne]

Yup…did this regularly in 2020-2021. The trying not to cry part didn’t always work, and there were frequent hyperventilating and panic attacks. Having to work in a public-facing job with no immune system during a deadly global pandemic was a special kind of dystopian nightmare, especially before the vaccines were available.
*Extra big boob-squishing hugs*

Yep. 2020 especially was a royal bitch. I was dreading going into work most days.

And I wasn’t invited to help science it?!

Right???

 

[Bry1313]

Which is terrible for me, because you are a phenomenally sexy woman. Lit is filled with so many phenomenally sexy women. People who are willing to put themselves out there are so brave and strong, and that is amazingly sexy. And I mean that about every woman who pulls up the fortitude to put themselves out there. That is strength, and that is sexy.

And there are some astoundingly good looking guys here as well, and I do appreciate Bry and Lmizzler of being so supportive of those guys who post.

And if that sounds mildly (or more) confused and maybe irreconcilable with how I see myself, I accept that. But it doesn't change how I see myself. The goblin, to use my favorite analogy, growling in my head.

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cobras had a raven not a chicken. They also had a Raptor but he was an accountant.

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[BrendaBear]

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wh66u4GaGAwAAAAC/heart-love-this.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Whoops, sorry

Another broken emoji

 

[Amanda330]

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

I love that.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t be hating cause G.I. Joe never had a Canadien. Alpha Flight was a solid comic . You got what you deserved

 

[RaineDrops]

Another broken emoji

This one is not broken.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeeeesss! And Neil Gaiman wrote a whole book about Norse mythology... or specifically viking mythology? Gotta check that out!

Still hours behind but this gets a comment too, that book is fantastic and I recommend it to everyone

 

[MindYaBitness]

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

I think where we run into problems as ladies on here, is that we want to hype you & make you feel good about yourselves, but it's not safe to do so. We want to like your picture when you share. However, if we do, we risk an inbox of depravity. The few cretins ruin it for the rest of you.

To address your fantadtic summary, I've found myself attracted to people here who are not at all my typical type, all because they appealed to me on an emotional & intellectual level. By the time you see them, they're already attractive, it's just putting a face to the voice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you seen us being called an American or when we lose a hockey game?

Or playing a hockey game for that matter.

 

[Bry1313]

Yay! I hope you like it They're (aproximately) 1000 years old! It's amazing that they've been preserved so well.

I speak Swedish and English fluently, and like all swedes I can converse with norwegians and danes. I took spanish for 7 years in school, german for 2, and I still retain a little bit of Lao from my childhood

A Swede? I have family in way the hell north of Norway and this is the only Norwegian i remember from visiting them eons ago. A six your old cousin told me to watch out for this as we were walking.

Ku-bæsj

 

[UnquietDreams]

off to bed. night folks!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/67/84/3767847a043a6f6b81319ee120cb2fa1.gif

Nite Trixie. Still didn't click it yet. I am virtuous...

 

[Bry1313]

Only problem with that joke…

Canadians are never angry.

That Canadian tik tok guy always seems angry when telling me abut Canada.