Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Directors at Daimler Benz and Chrysler have announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for communications, rather than German, which was another possibility.

As part of the negotiations, directors at Chrysler conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and have accepted a five-year phase-in plan. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft"c". Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but komputers have one less letter.

There will be growing kompany enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like"fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, Daimler Khrysler akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

Daimler Khrysler will enkourage the removal of double letters, whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horiblemes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining"o", and similar shanges vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be nomor trubls or difikultis, and employes vil find it ezi to kommunikat vizeash ozer.

Ov kors al supliers vil be expekted to us zis for all busines komunikation via Daimler Khrysler.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

OMG!!! That was awesome!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

HAH as much as I appreciate the shocking nickname, you can just call me V

Trixie.

 

[jason28053]

For the record, we Bostonians dumped the English colloquialisms into the harbor with the tea.

harbour and no you didn’t. I’ve heard all the ers where they’re not supposed to be any

 

[crazychemgirl]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I used to send my spouse pics & tried to lure him home on the daily. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

One time I was so wound up that I told him if he didn't meet me, I'd find & fuck the mailman. He couldn't make it home, so we found an empty conference room at City Hall

Damn ... I'm in the wrong line of work or something....

If my mail man brought me tacos he'd at the very least have earned a BJ

I was about to say...

I’ll do some shady stuff for tacos … just sayin

Fuck yes, taco partyyy! I’m in!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLkgKJo5/

I was with her until she said lengua y cabeza

Bring your stretchy pants & we'll go to Vatos Tacos!

OMW!

I’d like to try one of those ones that you can control via an app or over the internet

The toy itself or the controlling part?

 

[Amanda330]

A Church worth attending for sure

My dad worked there and was there when this happened. I thought for sure God would smite me but nothing ever happened. So, it may have happened several more times.

 

[BrendaBear]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

What if it was an unsolicited picture of a foot?

 

[lavendersilk]

*feels decidedly unwelcome, just cos of a 'u' - leaves*

Nooooooo, dooooon't gooooooooo!

Directors at Daimler Benz and Chrysler have announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for communications, rather than German, which was another possibility.

As part of the negotiations, directors at Chrysler conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and have accepted a five-year phase-in plan. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft"c". Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but komputers have one less letter.

There will be growing kompany enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like"fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, Daimler Khrysler akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

Daimler Khrysler will enkourage the removal of double letters, whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horiblemes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining"o", and similar shanges vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be nomor trubls or difikultis, and employes vil find it ezi to kommunikat vizeash ozer.

Ov kors al supliers vil be expekted to us zis for all busines komunikation via Daimler Khrysler.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Omfg, I take it back. You can have your "u"

 

[jason28053]

My dad worked there and was there when this happened. I thought for sure God would smite me but nothing ever happened. So, it may have happened several more times.

 

[UnquietDreams]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

I thought Canadians didn't get angry...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought Canadians didn't get angry...

Some people bring it out in me.

 

[lavendersilk]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

What is a PM thread?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What if it was an unsolicited picture of a foot?

That sounds like grounds for murder.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is a PM thread?

What what?


Am I speaking English?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What what?


Am I speaking English?

No, Canadian.

 

[vagrantx]

That sounds like grounds for murder.

Even if it's a really cute foot?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even if it's a really cute foot?

Ok.. a cute foot would be acceptable.

And I guess it depends on the sender

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My dad worked there and was there when this happened. I thought for sure God would smite me but nothing ever happened. So, it may have happened several more times.

I've been going to the wrong churches.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I thought Canadians didn't get angry...

Have you seen us being called an American or when we lose a hockey game?

 

[Codeman93]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

Why do you have a thread about pelvic muscles

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

It’s me. I do this. But look, I’m busy. I got post whoring to do. So I’m casual about responding. I’ll get around to it!

 

[Codeman93]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

Or is it pussy munching, no maybe public masturbating?

 

[BrendaBear]

Have you seen us being called an American or when we lose a hockey game?

So… losing a hockey game, and being called an American, and being told that grocery store thick sugar water sludge is “maple syrup” all at the same time should cause … what?

 

[BrendaBear]

Why do you have a thread about pelvic muscles

What? You mean you don’t?

That’s weird….

 

[Codeman93]

What? You mean you don’t?

That’s weird….

Nope it’s on pelvic thrust techniques