Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Almost posted "So hot, BOOM" as the song that reminds me of me today, but, felt that would be a tiny bit too masturbatory

*ahem*

 

[vagrantx]

*ahem*

Did I not use it right? Stroking your own ego, masturbatory, it can be used like that, no?
Just ESL things..

 

[lavendersilk]

Did I not use it right? Stroking your own ego, masturbatory, it can be used like that, no?
Just ESL things..

It is TOTALLY the correct analogy! Lmao, I was just saying... is it a bad thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I not use it right? Stroking your own ego, masturbatory, it can be used like that, no?
Just ESL things..

She might just like that word… or want to hear more about you masturbating …


Cuz .. same.

 

[morelikeasong]

Which is terrible for me, because you are a phenomenally sexy woman. Lit is filled with so many phenomenally sexy women. People who are willing to put themselves out there are so brave and strong, and that is amazingly sexy. And I mean that about every woman who pulls up the fortitude to put themselves out there. That is strength, and that is sexy.

And there are some astoundingly good looking guys here as well, and I do appreciate Bry and Lmizzler of being so supportive of those guys who post.

And if that sounds mildly (or more) confused and maybe irreconcilable with how I see myself, I accept that. But it doesn't change how I see myself. The goblin, to use my favorite analogy, growling in my head.

Thank you
I actually went back and edited my original post to remove the comments about me because I didn’t want to detract from the convo at hand.
But I appreciate it, nonetheless.

And I hope the goblin quiets

 

[lavendersilk]

She might just like that word… or want to hear more about you masturbating …


Cuz .. same.

*nods*

 

[UnquietDreams]

(I probably have but maybe he’ll see my message and be inspired to record something and give a little thrill to the ladies of shenanigans)

https://voca.ro/1asQY9KLqJzf

 

[vagrantx]

She might just like that word… or want to hear more about you masturbating …
Cuz .. same.

*nods*

What, like, how my SO finally brought our magic wand back home after she sneakily brought it with her on her trip, and how, now that it's back, I spent about 2 hours getting re-aquainted with it yesterday?
That kind of stuff?
No, that can't be it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm, I am sexually attracted to vibes first and you are giving off incredibly sexy vibes. Like, your cooking skills and music taste is

I've seen your face a couple times and legs.

Oh, and that voice...

Ok.. I'll stop now.

And now I am blushing.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Up here we have Voodoo Donuts. They have a Cock and Balls. It is cream filled, if you were wondering.

I’ve had Voodoo Donuts. Just not a cream filled cock and balls DONUT.

 

[lavendersilk]

What, like, how my SO finally brought our magic wand back home after she sneakily brought it with her on her trip, and how, now that it's back, I spent about 2 hours getting re-aquainted with it yesterday?
That kind of stuff?
No, that can't be it.

https://y.yarn.co/6304e47b-051e-4083-8414-96fecc89b182_text.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you
I actually went back and edited my original post to remove the comments about me because I didn’t want to detract from the convo at hand.
But I appreciate it, nonetheless.

And I hope the goblin quiets

Would you like me to edit my quote as well? I am big into consent.

 

[morelikeasong]

Would you like me to edit my quote as well? I am big into consent.

No, no, it’s fine. Thank you though

 

[Amanda330]

If you have a sexy brain … like monkey here.. that’s sexy too.

I think the brain is the most sexy part of a person. It's what makes you, you. I love finding out what what makes a person tick... And then using that to turn them on.

 

[jason28053]

I think the brain is the most sexy part of a person. It's what makes you, you. I love finding out what what makes a person tick... And then using that to turn them on.

Same

 

[vagrantx]

I think the brain is the most sexy part of a person. It's what makes you, you. I love finding out what what makes a person tick... And then using that to turn them on.

Sapiosexuality, I think? If everything needs a word.
Also, I like boobs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sapiosexuality, I think? If everything needs a word.
Also, I like boobs.

SAMESIES!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sapiosexuality, I think? If everything needs a word.
Also, I like boobs.

Me too!

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

 

[jason28053]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

Do you have enough for the whole class?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

With a little bit of Parmesan crust and served with some dried cranberries and goat cheese?

Sorry .. lol. I had some like that in a restaurant when I was in Pittsburgh.., fucking heavenly.

 

[vagrantx]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

@UnquietDreams If ye don't eat yer brussels, ye can't have any boobies! How can ya have any boobies, if ye don't eat yer brussels!? Hey you! Behind the bike shed! Stand still, laddie...

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m air frying some brussels sprouts. Just thought everyone would like to know that.

Stop being so perfect, ok?
https://media2.giphy.com/media/fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wcpuihheg8epqqacs0g6qp8jx3lpjen54tzigwa7&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Amanda330]

Sapiosexuality, I think? If everything needs a word.
Also, I like boobs.

Yes, I just feel a little pretentious using that word for some reason. But that's exactly what it is.

And also, boobs are always fabulous

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stop being so perfect, ok?
https://media2.giphy.com/media/fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wcpuihheg8epqqacs0g6qp8jx3lpjen54tzigwa7&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I know right?! It’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals