Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

I meant the shame but good to know.

The shame lasts much longer. Let’s see… I’m 40 now…

Take my money.

I’m filled with all kinds of good ideas.

Okay... I don't know what this was answering... but that doesn't sound even remotely long enough...

Then you’re doing it incorrectly. Or very inefficiently.

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

You know, I was in the store the other day and there were a pair of Birkenstocks. I planned on trying them on and taking a pic so I could post it here for you one day. I didn’t do that because my foot just instinctively kicked those hideous hippie holders out of the way. But it’s the thought that counts.

I assume that but of information will cheer you up.

 

[Bry1313]

https://tenor.com/qIuiu6xP1MM.gif

Excellent gif work young man.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My spouse likes both the calor & max 2, but leans toward the max 2. It syncs better

I think I missed a page or seven....

 

[lavendersilk]

What is that from?

 

[vagrantx]

Who here would want to control my vibrator?

memememmemee

https://yvoteblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/anchorman-ron-burgandy-running-pushes-man.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

View attachment 2334085

 

[crazychemgirl]

memememmemee

https://yvoteblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/anchorman-ron-burgandy-running-pushes-man.gif

Phew … no one replied so I was thinking no one was interested

 

[MindYaBitness]

So a very productive morning here in S&S, I have a question, based on conversation this morning, which Litster do we think has the smallest penis. I vote @Broken_paladin

For me, it's always the one who I've told repeatedly that I don't want to see his dick...but then sneaks it into the convo anyway. Kamikaze dick is the worst. Then they get gif like:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcjM2OXJpNXVrODFlZnIyajFneGk1Y3BobzI5NzU4MDRnZnRsZnN3cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/0UcpXsViZMRS5I2P9n/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

You know, I was in the store the other day and there were a pair of Birkenstocks. I planned on trying them on and taking a pic so I could post it here for you one day. I didn’t do that because my foot just instinctively kicked those hideous hippie holders out of the way. But it’s the thought that counts.

Thanks - that was very kind of you... and made me laugh out loud.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Excellent gif work young man.

Happens to the best of us.

 

[vagrantx]

Phew … no one replied so I was thinking no one was interested

They're all fools! My excuse is that I was having dinner, no idea about the rest of these blithering dimwits!

 

[crazychemgirl]

They're all fools! My excuse is that I was having dinner, no idea about the rest of these blithering dimwits!

What’s for dinner?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is that from?

Letterkenny.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Exactly!



Who here would want to control my vibrator?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTl6d3c5Nzh6NmU5ZTJ6ZGZhNzd0NXkyd3d2b3NlbnJ2aHJ1YTVzZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/8YOHI8k7mTPtEiDskC/giphy.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

Exactly!



Who here would want to control my vibrator?

Ahem

 

[BrendaBear]

Phew … no one replied so I was thinking no one was interested

I really am trying to concentrate on this project... and I have a meeting on it in less than an hour... my little brain couldn't even contemplate how much fun that would be....

 

[vagrantx]

What’s for dinner?

Got a bit inspired from the Slumberparty thread so we made ugnspannkaka

 

[UnquietDreams]

Phew … no one replied so I was thinking no one was interested

I just didn't want to get murdered in my sleep.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Got a bit inspired from the Slumberparty thread so we made ugnspannkaka

I have no idea what that is but I’m sure it’s delicious

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

For me, it's always the one who I've told repeatedly that I don't want to see his dick...but then sneaks it into the convo anyway. Kamikaze dick is the worst. Then they get gif like:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcjM2OXJpNXVrODFlZnIyajFneGk1Y3BobzI5NzU4MDRnZnRsZnN3cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/0UcpXsViZMRS5I2P9n/giphy.gif

I found a slow motion view of the kamikazi dick impact.... you're welcome.View attachment 2334087

 

[LupineOne]

Exactly!



Who here would want to control my vibrator?

That sounds like fun

 

[MindYaBitness]

I found a slow motion view of the kamikazi dick impact.... you're welcome.View attachment 2334087

That's fantastic, and is an excellent representation of how it feels to get a drive by dick-pic

 

[dawn_of_night]

Exactly. Afternoon snuggle sex is awesome for that as well.

I want this and struggle sex.... I want both. And tacos.... Yeah.... And a puppy.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's fantastic, and is an excellent representation of how it feels to get a drive by dick-pic

So drive up and park dick is alright? AFAF.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Got a bit inspired from the Slumberparty thread so we made ugnspannkaka