Sex & Shenanigans

[RaineDrops]

If my mail man brought me tacos he'd at the very least have earned a BJ

But tacos first!

 

[Bry1313]

Can I be of some assistance. You seem overwhelmed. Perhaps you need a volunteer. I like to donate my time to worthy causes.

You are gonna test out the toys? I am so here for your reviews. Please give him his assignment @morelikeasong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll do some shady stuff for tacos … just sayin

Go on...

 

[RaineDrops]

You’d be surprised. But this was in the days of pre-internet porn. You had to source porn on video (tough to do then).

But with a little innovation and some creative staging, you can create your own, semi-private masturbatoreum that keeps you from total shame. Until you orgasm. At which point you reach your pinnacle of shame.

How long does that last?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that a thing? Is that how pornos start? Or all the Dear Penthouse stories?

Would it be weird to watch porn together while simultaneously masturbating?

I mean, I’ve watched porn with friends while laughing … but never with … sexual activities.

@Indie? Should we try?

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's A Small World After All ride at Disneyland.

Where is @BrendaD to fix this for you?

 

[Bry1313]

What have you done that wasn’t sexual but turned into sex?

Paging @Wand3rlust shes asking questions again

 

[lavendersilk]

Semi-Private Masturbatoreum

I think you have the title for your next thread.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You are gonna test out the toys? I am so here for your reviews. Please give him his assignment @morelikeasong

She already has. This remote control stuff is cool.

 

[BrendaBear]

Where is @BrendaD to fix this for you?

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

 

[Bry1313]

It's A Small World After All ride at Disneyland.

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[crazychemgirl]

She already has. This remote control stuff is cool.

I’d like to try one of those ones that you can control via an app or over the internet

 

[Bry1313]

She already has. This remote control stuff is cool.

So you used the sleeve? How was it, difficult cleaning? Come on, full review here. How was she at speeds and intensity for you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

Sending love and hugs your way darling.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How long does that last?

Like any sexual activity, 3-6 minutes.

I think you have the title for your next thread.

That’s the name of a night club I’m opening.

 

[RaineDrops]

Like any sexual activity, 3-6 minutes.

I meant the shame but good to know.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

Here, I'm nsending you bouncy boobs & water, they make any day a better day
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[lavendersilk]

That’s the name of a night club I’m opening.

Take my money.

 

[lavendersilk]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

We love you! You got this!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

I’m getting ready to cheer you up.

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[BrendaBear]

I’d like to try one of those ones that you can control via an app or over the internet

My thoughts exactly! That just seems like it would be so much fun to tease your lover from another location.

Or, be teased...

 

[Bry1313]

I adore him....

Thank you

 

[BrendaBear]

Like any sexual activity, 3-6 minutes.

Okay... I don't know what this was answering... but that doesn't sound even remotely long enough...

 

[Wand3rlust]

You lot still going? Or calmed down now?..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Having a really shitty day at work, and trying to focus on the project.... But I needed cheering up, so time to look in to see what S&S has to say...

Sorry you are having it tough.

But we love you. Sincerely and completely.