Sex & Shenanigans

It's totally a guy thing...not all guys for sure...but I could never be like "Hey Bestie I'm thinking take out, a diet coke, and some porn! BYOV!!!" (That's Bring Your Own Vibrator, thought I should clarify since you know aside from it possibly being said in a porno, no woman has ever said it to a platonic buddy)
Well, there goes our girls night in! I had extra batteries & everything!
 
Well, there goes our girls night in! I had extra batteries & everything!
Is that a thing? Is that how pornos start? Or all the Dear Penthouse stories?

Would it be weird to watch porn together while simultaneously masturbating?

I mean, I’ve watched porn with friends while laughing … but never with … sexual activities.
 
How did you know I have a crush on Ron Livingston?
I can’t wait to get you on my couch.

I mean… in for your interview

It’s a gift. I can read minds. Of women. Who have a crush on Ron Livingston. After they tell me they have a crush on him Ron Livingston.

Let’s start…

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FTjKpOwBLyN2ZW%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6b1fa30b2543424ab993d169cecbb8ab2fb72af5c6c273c21e66036e13e69dbc&ipo=images
 
Is that a thing? Is that how pornos start? Or all the Dear Penthouse stories?

Would it be weird to watch porn together while simultaneously masturbating?

I mean, I’ve watched porn with friends while laughing … but never with … sexual activities.
Well, to save ypu from going a billion pages, it was a suggestion by @deefalttwunnyfor as to how to make solo time more enjoyable: share it with a friend. I'm not sure I could get out if my enough to do that, but he seems to enjoy it. Maybe it's a guy thing 🤷‍♀️ I've seen some people on here coordinate viewing parties online, but that's not really together is it?
 
Well, to save ypu from going a billion pages, it was a suggestion by @deefalttwunnyfor as to how to make solo time more enjoyable: share it with a friend. I'm not sure I could get out if my enough to do that, but he seems to enjoy it. Maybe it's a guy thing 🤷‍♀️ I've seen some people on here coordinate viewing parties online, but that's not really together is it?
I think I’ve seen MULTIPLE movie scenes where guys are just chillin on the couch watching porn together. So it must be a thing.
 
I think every woman has wanted just a back rub at least once in her life 😂
There’s such a thing as just a back rub? I thought it always lead to orgasms.


Unless it’s at a professional place in which case I can keep my lady boner contained. It helps to get a massage from someone you have zero sexual attraction to.
 
Ya, after an acquaintances shared a story about a teenage tent fort group masterbation incident, I polled my brothers & cousins at a get together (it sounds odd, but itcwas actually a really funny convo). All of them had wanked with a buddy at least once. Definitely a guy thing
I was about to say. Titally a guy thing. But we should make it a girl thing. I'm tired of just having naked pillow fights with my girlfriends without it leading to mutual masturbation.
 
I was about to say. Titally a guy thing. But we should make it a girl thing. I'm tired of just having naked pillow fights with my girlfriends without it leading to mutual masturbation.
I think I’ve seen MULTIPLE movie scenes where girls are just chillin on the couch having naked pillow fights and it leads to mutual masturbation. So it must be a thing.
 
Back
Top