Sex & Shenanigans

[Mr_bogey]

Given how behind I am on the toy reviews… better give me until the end of the year

Can I be of some assistance. You seem overwhelmed. Perhaps you need a volunteer. I like to donate my time to worthy causes.

 

[lavendersilk]

Can I be of some assistance. You seem overwhelmed. Perhaps you need a volunteer. I like to donate my time to worthy causes.

Are you going to use the toys then review them?

 

[Amanda330]

Come out to visit. I will show you the place. You can take my bed, I will sleep on the couch.
I was going to go with "put my Cock N' Balls in your mouth", but that seemed too easy. Though I am remarkably easy.

Best to not say it.

Are you saying I'm an old lady? Not the best way to get me into your bed, you know...?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[UnquietDreams]

Are you saying I'm an old lady? Not the best way to get me into your bed, you know...?

Not in the slightest!

But if you want to figure out what you are going to be far, far down the road, you should test early. Sometimes often. Helps you decide. I am good for that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Are you saying I'm an old lady? Not the best way to get me into your bed, you know...?

So then... what -is- the best way?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Me too

Where do you find donuts with holes that big?

 

[morelikeasong]

Can I be of some assistance. You seem overwhelmed. Perhaps you need a volunteer. I like to donate my time to worthy causes.

Thank god. It’s hard to find good help these days.
I can fit you in for an interview later.

 

[UnquietDreams]

"We don't peel it, like a primate."

Um, who wants to tell them?

 

[vagrantx]

Thank god. It’s hard to find good help these days.
I can fit you in for an interview later.

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[UnquietDreams]

Thank god. It’s hard to find good help these days.
I can fit you in for an interview later.

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Oh god, I hope you Scotchgard that thing first...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you going to use the toys then review them?

 

[morelikeasong]

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Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.

First question: Can you go deep?

 

[Amanda330]

So then... what -is- the best way?

It's a secret, Jack. I can't just tell you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you saying I'm an old lady? Not the best way to get me into your bed, you know...?

Are you a time traveler? That's your 3rd proposed bed on this page.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[crazychemgirl]

Where do you find donuts with holes that big?

That’s what he said

 

[crazychemgirl]

So then... what -is- the best way?

Helicockers.

See @morelikeasong for rules and best tips. Maybe @Mr_bogey will join you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.

First question: Can you go deep?

Excellent question. I'm Going to ace this interview.

 

[vagrantx]

Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.

First question: Can you go deep?

Thank you!
Well, I do have some experience in the field. In fact, for the past five years it has been my mission to explore deep new places; to seek out new pleasures and new joys; to boldly go where no woman has gone before!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Thank god. It’s hard to find good help these days.
I can fit you in for an interview later.

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Hire me.

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[UnquietDreams]

Excellent question. I'm Going to ace this interview.

Considering this is an interview on you testing out sex toys, you may want to think on how you answer that one...

 

[lavendersilk]

Hire me.

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Well from the waist up, you have the dress code down.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Helicockers.

See @morelikeasong for rules and best tips. Maybe @Mr_bogey will join you.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Well from the waist up, you have the dress code down.

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