Sex & Shenanigans
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dawn_of_night
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I fucking love pretzel dogs....
And a dazed and confused burger.... OMG...
Nom nom nom
UnquietDreams
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"I have an imaginary lover. She got bored and left me for the voice who yells at me when I cut someone off in traffic."
vagrantx
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You nut! Do not disturb the donut! Not a toy.
dawn_of_night
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*Swoons*
UnquietDreams
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Absolutely. And you better believe I go deep
Amanda330
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It's my favorite way to eat a donut. Or a dick.
Nicefella
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You do you, princessa
dawn_of_night
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*Feeds you donut from said finger*
How bout now?
Nicefella
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oh - you’ll get yours.That was good... But I was hoping for some cream filling...
Mav Unlimited
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Stop donuting around. I’ll share mine. Not the donut.
Amanda330
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Haha. I can't help myself...
Whiskeyjack
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Feeling better this morning, I see?
UnquietDreams
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Voodoo donuts, in Portland. The Cock N' Balls. Bavarian cream filled.
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They used to be next to one of the city's best punk clubs, and were pretty subversive. Their hangover donut was made with Peptolbismo and covered in Tums.
Now like the rest of us, they got old and sort of boring and turned into a tourist destination . I like some of their donuts still, but I get tired of waiting for some lady from Kansas City to take her selfie with a "naughty donut."
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They used to be next to one of the city's best punk clubs, and were pretty subversive. Their hangover donut was made with Peptolbismo and covered in Tums.
Now like the rest of us, they got old and sort of boring and turned into a tourist destination . I like some of their donuts still, but I get tired of waiting for some lady from Kansas City to take her selfie with a "naughty donut."
Amanda330
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I'm just dedicated to my craft...
vagrantx
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lavendersilk
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I hope I don't become an annoying tourist lady taking selfies with naughty donuts some day...
Actually, I can totally see that...
Whiskeyjack
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You really don't have to slice the tip off. Some of us come pre-circumcised.
UnquietDreams
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Just get out of line first, dear heart. Then selfie away. But I want my PB&J! (Raspberry filled, frosted with peanut butter and topped with peanut chunks.)
UnquietDreams
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I am suddenly happy I didn't make your list yesterday...
lavendersilk
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This is the most British thing I've ever seen in my life.
Amanda330
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I think I would like to be that kind of old lady. Lol
UnquietDreams
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Come out to visit. I will show you the place. You can take my bed, I will sleep on the couch.
I was going to go with "put my Cock N' Balls in your mouth", but that seemed too easy. Though I am remarkably easy.
Best to not say it.
vagrantx
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It's from the "how the queen eats a banana" video, so you're spot on
"We don't peel it, like a primate."
