Sex & Shenanigans

Why is it called "sleeping with" someone? If y'all actually sleeping, then you're doing it wrong.

Agree 100pc
Disagree. If you don’t like the person you’re fucking enough to go 3+ rounds and pass the fuck out, you’re both doing it wrong! 😜

That gives me an idea…maybe I could narrow my list down with a stamina test 🤔

You want to visit the kitty cat cafe? Me too.
Mrow? :cattail:

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742
Again, that stuff is NOT cheese!
 
Disagree. If you don’t like the person you’re fucking enough to go 3+ rounds and pass the fuck out, you’re both doing it wrong! 😜

That gives me an idea…maybe I could narrow my list down with a stamina test 🤔
Kitty, that's what I meant though! The fucking should be comprehensive and lengthy. I believe that is exactly what I was trying to imply.
 
You forgot to tag @Indie and ask if you can rub it on her cute butt

10 fucking pages?

Mental.

*shakes head*

I was only gone half an hour.

Do you get like this every April?

I mean, technically we’ve blown through almost 30 pages today.
35 pages in the 7 hours I was trying to sleep, and now that I’m trying to catch up, the goalposts keep moving 😜

Oh yes, our "american aisles" are full of sugar and corn based foodstuffs!
Corn farming is ridiculously subsidized here in a Too Big To Fail way, and everyone pays for it with their taxes and/or health
 
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