Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

No one is forcing you to click.

I’m just wired that way

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll answer for you @Whiskeyjack

 

[BrendaBear]

on guard

Your emoji links are broken again...

 

[morelikeasong]

Ya know, if I did just keep it out then I wouldn't need to maintain my CCW permit. Food for thought...

Oh, you’re able to conceal it?
I can’t imagine that would be very effective in a joust.

 

[jason28053]

Ok … speaking of traumatizing links. What is something recently that has given you the ick?

Summon the powers of Daisy

 

[crazychemgirl]

How are you?!!

long day?

I’m well… killing time on a Monday after the long weekend .. thankfully it seems everyone else is feeling as unmotivated to work as me and this place is poppin

 

[jason28053]

Your emoji links are broken again...

Alas I only have one sword

 

[Taegul]

You'll have to let me know when it is so I can add it to my calendar

Ya know, I could really use a squire to polish my lance every now and then.

 

[Lmizzler]

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I’ll answer for you @Whiskeyjack

You beat me to the joke.
But you can also put up a meat pocket or ranch for me.

 

[Codeman93]

I’m well… killing time on a Monday after the long weekend .. thankfully it seems everyone else is feeling as unmotivated to work as me and this place is poppin

It seems it, I’m jealous i spent all day in the car

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I'm ready to go home...

I'll be waiting. Naked and with a fresh pot of soup as ordered.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, you’re able to conceal it?
I can’t imagine that would be very effective in a joust.

pretty short weapon, I guess...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Could you pick 5 litsters you would sleep with if given the opportunity?

Yep!

I want to have sex before I die. That's all I have to say about that.

You have kids so we don’t believe your, “I’m an innocent virgin eager to be deflowered!” bit

-some of are having trouble naming only 5 Litsters we want to bang

No, you obviously haven't see @crazychemgirl 's gorgeous green eyes or AMAZING tits. In fact, my top five ten are all ladies on here who make this straight girl become full on lesbian when I'm ovulating bi-curious

I’m really bad at obeying orders. My list would be longer than five. And heavily leaning towards the fairer sex.

I take requests. I do great omelettes, and my buttermilk pancakes are outstanding, but you need to let the buttermilk go sour, so I need a couple weeks notice.

I know buttermilk itself is soured milk, but two layers of soured dairy seems a bit too much for my delicate palate

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I’m eating here when I’m in London

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, you’re able to conceal it?
I can’t imagine that would be very effective in a joust.

He'll have to practice his quickdraw in the tricks thread!

 

[BrendaBear]

Alas I only have one sword

um... prove it...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ya know, I could really use a squire to polish my lance every now and then.

Hehe … polish.

So do you prefer turtlewax or wood polish stuff that smells like pine?

 

[vagrantx]

He'll have to practice his quickdraw in the tricks thread!

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[Mav Unlimited]

You have kids so we don’t believe your, “I’m an innocent virgin eager to be deflowered!” bit

Depends on which angle you're looking from.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m well… killing time on a Monday after the long weekend .. thankfully it seems everyone else is feeling as unmotivated to work as me and this place is poppin

...and I absolutely love it when it is poppin'

 

[Taegul]

Hehe … polish.

So do you prefer turtlewax or wood polish stuff that smells like pine?

Oh, it's definitely wood polish.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What about boogers… would you choose boogers over cheese?

Ew.
So - here's the thing. I'll never eat cheese as a food on it's own. In some other foods it's a necessary evil. It's an ingredient. Like, it keeps the pepperoni glued to the pizza. It keeps the bacon glued to the tater skin. Like, fine, I get it. In some things cheese is unavoidable and I'll eat it. But it's not a food on its own for me. Just like I wouldn't go drinking soy sauce or eating yeast packets.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It seems it, I’m jealous i spent all day in the car

I love days in the car … wind blowing, good music, car snacks

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m well… killing time on a Monday after the long weekend .. thankfully it seems everyone else is feeling as unmotivated to work as me and this place is poppin

Almost a third of the way to 4000 already

 

[hotoldrguy]

I know, wasp stands for white, Anglo-Saxon protestant, what does bumblebee stand for?

tuna

 

[lavendersilk]

https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/grossed-out-gif-45.gifAnything from @Lord Pmann