Sex & Shenanigans

I’ve been a bad girl 😈

When did the Easter bunny become such a Judgey McJudgerson? He edging in on Santa’s turf?
IDK, but not gonna complain if someone wants to pick up the slack. 12 months is way too long to not have my mild Santa kink indulged 🤷🏻‍♀️

My kid and I came up with a sequel to Violent Night, with the Easter Bunny caught in a home invasion. Killing bad guys with eggs. Choking them out with jelly beans. Knocking them out with chocolate bunnies. Title is a work in progress, but so far it is "Here Comes Peter Cottontail and He Is Pissed."
Too long for a title, but that could be the tagline. Easter Eggs To Dye For?
 
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Post a silver one and we will let you know? 🤣

I think the gold chain is more feminine. Actually, rose gold is my favorite. I have silver chain clamps but they look so industrial.
Sure. Lol. I will get right on that. 😂

I had clamps that were silver and had little pink bows and crystals that helped them look more feminine... But I got rid of them when I got divorced.
 
Kitchen @ 9pm
In front of fireplace @ 9:30pm
Backseat of my 1984 Yugo @ 10pm
In the jacuzzi @ 10:30pm
In the neighbor's jacuzzi @ 11pm
In bed @ 11:30pm, 12 midnight, 12:30am, 1am....

Tell ya what, how about we just clear our calendars for the foreseeable future? 😉
Sounds perfect to me. But just tell me one thing...

Why did we leave your jacuzzi for the neighbor's? I'll get cold walking wet and naked down the road.
 
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