Cock Talk

[jason28053]

My brain read this as cheesestrippers and I was like, do they just strip to Cheesestrings jingles?

Must be a Canadian thing?

 

[MissLabelled]

Must be a Canadian thing?

Possibly. We have a product called Cheestrings which I believe is similar, if not identical, to string cheese in the US, maybe?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Must be a Canadian thing?

Definitely a Wisconsin thing too. As a resident and former dancer, we’d go on stage in our banana hammocks with string cheese sticks affixed to them. That way you can do the “heli-cock-ter” and have spinning cheese.

 

[MissLabelled]

Definitely a Wisconsin thing too. As a resident and former dancer, we’d go on stage in our banana hammocks with string cheese sticks affixed to them. That way you can do the “heli-cock-ter” and have spinning cheese.

Please re-create this and post that … here.

 

[jason28053]

Please re-create this and post that … here.

I knew this was coming lol

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

wouldn’t that be stealing someone else’s move? Feel like the Heli-cock-ter is stuff of Lit Legend! Just threw up a different cock shot yesterday on the boards…

 

[hotwords229_A]

My brain read this as cheesestrippers and I was like, do they just strip to Cheesestrings jingles?

In this thread we fully support Cheesestrippers.

I knew this was coming lol

When it swings around like that, cumming is inevitable.

 

[Endless_Night]

I assumed it was a “Just Do It” reference

So, had a sec and googled.

First hit:

"The phrase was inspired by the final words of a death row inmate who was facing execution and said, "You know, let's do it.""

Not . . . quite what I was expecting.


I really need to stay off the internet today.

 

[Endless_Night]

For everyone’s info:
https://www.alltherooms.com/blog/nudist-sports/
This is an article on popular nude sports.

I can’t imagine hiking/nature trail running or cycling make for good nude sports!

I mean, cycling!!!

It's the fishing that gets me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's the fishing that gets me!

I just can’t get past the bicycle seat. Those aren’t that comfortable with clothing!

 

[Endless_Night]

I just can’t get past the bicycle seat. Those aren’t that comfortable with clothing!

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

I wear padded shorts to spin class or my butt HURTS

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh. You know, that is true.

Did you know that women generally have wider sit bones than men? Meaning they need wider seats to ensure said seats don't miss the bones and settle against soft tissue?

How do I know this, you ask?

A random tidbit of personal experience from doing the MS150.

*oooooooouch*


Not what you were talking about but you know I can't stop myself from wandering off on tangents.

I wear padded shorts to spin class or my butt HURTS

I totally get both of these. Now just put some sensitive, soft balls rolling around in there and you see why I’m shocked anyone would ride a bike naked.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I totally get both of these. Now just put some sensitive, soft balls rolling around in there and you see why I’m shocked anyone would ride a bike naked.

I'd go topless, but I'm leaving my chonies on. Surely I'd be split in two! My exhibitionist streak does not come with a death wish.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd go topless, but I'm leaving my chonies on. Surely I'd be split in two! My exhibitionist streak does not come with a death wish.

Topless biking is totally accepted, I mean encouraged, I mean . . . send me a link.

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b96e2400888797b186d7b5087b29dba1/c6061ebc3f92bd7a-b0/s540x810/6ec1ca83646ea61f9921565280cde5f8c1b1c266.gif

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b96e2400888797b186d7b5087b29dba1/c6061ebc3f92bd7a-b0/s540x810/6ec1ca83646ea61f9921565280cde5f8c1b1c266.gif

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

How often do you have sexual dreams?

Often, sometimes several times a week. The more stressed out my daily life is, the more likely I am to have them. I don't understand the correlation, but I'm not one to question a good time!

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?

Complete opposite, nothing could be further from my gilded vanilla cage. Usually there's multiple partners at once or in turn, or my spouse is watching me with someone, out in the open or in unfamiliar places, old positions in new ways, familiar acts completed with a twist. Just whatever my subconscious has decided to allow me to escape to, I guess

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?

It varies. Sometimes I can see them, sometimes they're strangers, or I can't see them but I still know who they are somehow. I've have dreams with people I'm attracted to in real life...and some whom I'm not at all interested in. What was new to me coming to Lit was dreaming about people I've never actually met in the flesh. Telling one about this he said to be careful, because the real him might not live up to my dream. I told him not to worry, my dreams dont set any expectation. Dream Tig is way better than real Tig too

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?

Me & my Best Friend, @TigerLilly4U , are incredibly close. I tell her everything...and even ask her to hold up my boobs for a pic for @Saltfountain 's Variations thread But, I digress. My spouse, absolutely not. He'd be horrified. The thought that I would be turned on by any of it would change how he saw me, and likely make him feel insecure.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?

My dreams are nonsense, sex, or working through a problem I'm dealing with at the time

Do you remember your first wet dream?

Yes. I know its atypical for a girl, but I woke up out of a dead sleep having an orgasm. Even as young as I was, I wasn't stupid, and my home was pretty open about sex, so I guessed what it was, but wasn't certain until the first time a boyfriend gave me one.

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?

Rarely. The people, place and situation are always shifting

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?

In the dream they make sense, but I almost always wake up thinking, WTF was that!

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

No, but true to form, I'll share a funny one. As if puberty isn't difficult enough, my first sex dream was about Steve Martin He was super old in my view, and I had/have zero attraction to. I woke up absolutely disgusted with myself and immediately delved into my mom's psych books to try find what was wrong with me. Turns out, nothing. My brain was just an asshole. I'm glad to report that I've not had a horrible sex dream quite like that since!

 

[morelikeasong]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b96e2400888797b186d7b5087b29dba1/c6061ebc3f92bd7a-b0/s540x810/6ec1ca83646ea61f9921565280cde5f8c1b1c266.gif

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Do you remember your first wet dream?
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Sadly, never
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
N/A
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Always negative. Usually mildly stressful. Sometimes very disturbing.
Sometimes almostttt neutral, but there’s some stressful element.
Do you remember your first wet dream?
These sound so fun. I want oneeeee
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
N/A
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
They usually make perfect sense to me but very tricky to explain to someone else. (“So I was at my high school. I mean, it wasn’t really my high school but I knew it was my high school and the people were all people I recognized but don’t actually recognize, you know?”)
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?
I had a dream that someone here posted a helicockter on my thread but I missed.
Tangentially related to sex

 

[SassySheDevil]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”



How often do you have sexual dreams?

I used to have them often. I don't dream as often now as I used to.

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?

Mostly related to my real life. Fantasies etc.

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?

They vary over time.

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?

Sometimes yes. Depends on how much I remember.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?

Fantasy. Mostly regarding sexual type stuff. Depends on what is going on in my life.

Do you remember your first wet dream?

no.

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?

Sometimes yes. Women are often softer. More gentle.

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?

They usually make sense.

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

Not anything recent enough to gush over. I have or did have. Tons of lit get together dreams though. Lots of fun sexy stuff in those though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Sadly, never
Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
N/A
What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
Always negative. Usually mildly stressful. Sometimes very disturbing.
Sometimes almostttt neutral, but there’s some stressful element.
Do you remember your first wet dream?
These sound so fun. I want oneeeee
Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
N/A
Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
They usually make perfect sense to me but very tricky to explain to someone else. (“So I was at my high school. I mean, it wasn’t really my high school but I knew it was my high school and the people were all people I recognized but don’t actually recognize, you know?”)
Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?
I had a dream that someone here posted a helicockter on my thread but I missed.
Tangentially related to sex

The FOMO is real!

 

[AtramentousRex]

You know, I have never had a wet dream. I never knew how rare that is until reading this thread.

 

[Cogan]

“Mr. Sandman, I'm so alone
Bring me somebody to help me moan . . .”

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b96e2400888797b186d7b5087b29dba1/c6061ebc3f92bd7a-b0/s540x810/6ec1ca83646ea61f9921565280cde5f8c1b1c266.gif

How often do you have sexual dreams?

Quite often. 3-6 times a month. Sometimes several nights in a row.

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?

Both.

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?

They very. Sometimes it's my wife or a female fried, but sometimes it's a "headless" woman.

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?

Yes, with my partner. But not all the time.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?

They can be quite vanilla actually.

Do you remember your first wet dream?

I don't know if it was my first wet dream, but I remember having wet dreams about my teacher in school.

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?

No, they vary. Both what's happening and with who.

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?

They mostly make sensce to me.

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?

I clearly remember having a wet dream some years ago. My wife's friend gave me a blow job while my wife watched and masturbated.
I told mrs Cogan about it and she said, "Interesting! I can't think of anyone more prude than her, but who knows?"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How often do you have sexual dreams?
Often. Nearly every night there's some sex in my dreams. Sometimes it's the main focus, other times it's part of a bigger theme.

Do your sex dreams relate to your real life, or are they the complete opposite?
Both.
I do have a fairly unconventional sex life, though. I think my brain uses sleep as a way to process through all the things I get up to (or want to explore).

Do you have sex dreams about the same people, or do they vary?
Both.
There's the regular cast and then there's people who are part of my life and otherwise sexually unavailable to me. They tend to last a little while and die down.

Do you share your sex dreams with your partner or friends?
Not really. I may share with a litster here and there, but for the most part I just enjoy them for myself.

What type of dream do you have the most (scary, sad, bizarre, nonsensical, etc.)?
My dreams can be pretty bizarre. Sometimes I'll have sad ones.
For the longest time, I couldn't actually have a sex dream without first "killing off" my husband. I recently heard the term "faithful subconscious" and it really resonated with that feeling of not being able to even dream about sleeping with someone else. Somewhere along the way I grew out of that (thank fuck).

Do you remember your first wet dream?
No

Do you have same sex dreams? What’s up with that?
No. Just like in real life, I haven't different types of sex and sex dreams with different kinds of people.

Do your dreams usually make sense to you or do they lack narrative of any kind (on average)?
They make complete sense to me.

Do you have a good sex (or sexy) dream to share with us?
I wish.
It's more the connection with the people in dreaming of, which doesn't really translate well into story form

 

[Tessinwales]

As has been said, if she’s into it I’m up for it.

Nay. Sexual devices don’t interest me. I like human sex.

I don’t have a strong desire for anal. But if I did I would.

A partner who is unafraid to try stuff, have fun, laugh, be intimate and fuck like an animal.

Sidebar:

I think anal is hilarious. I know some people take it seriously, but I’m not one of them. If she wanted anal, I would gladly provide it (although finding a woman who wants anal is not that easy).

Receiving anal is a concept so foreign to me, that I have a hard time imagining it. At least, not in a serious way. If I were to take it in the ass, it would have to be fun and funny. I couldn’t do it with candles, dimmed lights and soft jazz playing in the background. It would have to be because I lost a bet and she invited her friends over to watch. For some reason that does appeal to me.

Yes, I have jerked off to that fantasy and many of you were her friends that watched (and took turns).

https://64.media.tumblr.com/19563c0f69732ab3803a201b2aa00ae2/600a666bec2b66cc-0f/s1280x1920/e53a5f4eebe53b79e4a1bd655783a3e6dae75bb3.gif

^^^This makes me hard

I like it too

 

[Recooter]

I wear padded shorts to spin class or my butt HURTS

It fucking kills. You can’t walk right after doing a class for the first time.