Sex & Shenanigans

[Cernunnos69]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

I'd LOVE to have my cock in your box!! I never send unrequested dicpics, but since you're asking, I'll send you a birthday present penis!

 

[Amanda330]

Do you accept dildos?

Of course!

 

[curious_me]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

We're getting scolded.

 

[Seadog777]

Ever see a meme and just think it belongs?

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I damn near lost my Pepsi seeing this

 

[Bbl87]

FYI: Cash, credit and dildos accepted here.

Well... I'm a government employee so don't have much of the first. The second, my credit I guess. The last one, I don't have any of those for personal use.

 

[RaineDrops]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

Here’s a cock and birthday spankings for you girl. It’s all I can offer.

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[Deleted member 6568729]

It's been like a month?

What can I say? I'm sentimental.

Or lazy.

 

[SensualGerund]

My masturbation has been interrupted a few times this week. That can't be healthy.

 

[Amanda330]

Here’s a cock and birthday spankings for you girl. It’s all I can offer.

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Oooh... I really need that cock to spank me again please.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What can I say? I'm sentimental.

Or lazy.

I know it's the other thing but just let me believe you're sentimental, ok?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I know it's the other thing but just let me believe you're sentimental, ok?

Of course, Daddy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So? Death by orgasm?

That would be on the list

Top would be being stepped on by an elephant after making love to a beautiful woman at 108...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Already trying to decide where to put them!

I can give some suggestions...

 

[UnquietDreams]

FYI: Cash, credit and dildos accepted here.

"I said "dildos," Phil! Put that damn thing away!"

 

[__Nathan1968]

That would be on the list

Top would be being stepped on by an elephant after making love to a beautiful woman at 108...

That’s an oddly specific requirement. But I’m sure there’s a dating app to help you find a 108 year old beautiful woman.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s an oddly specific requirement. But I’m sure there’s a dating app to help you find a 108 year old beautiful woman.

At, not of. Prepositions matter.

 

[Lindi37]

Hey you! I hope life’s going well

It is. In every way except the sexy department

Lindi!!!!! Of course I’d miss you due to your crazy ass Kiwi Time Zone. Also made me stay up super late for an F1 race last weekend. What do you have to be living so many hours in THE FUTURE?

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Hahahahaha Maybe you should stay up late for me instead of super fast cars... OR how about... me IN super fast cars

Hey you! Long time no see, pull up a chair and stay awhile.

I would have IF ANYONE WAS AWAKE!
And hey handsome

 

[Bbl87]

I would have IF ANYONE WAS AWAKE!
And hey handsome

Hey darlin'

My other suggestion instead of pulling up a chair was that you sit on my lap.

 

[Lindi37]

Hey darlin'

My other suggestion instead of pulling up a chair was that you sit on my lap.

Deal!

 

[Bbl87]

Deal!

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[BrendaBear]

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He looks more like he wants to give a spanking…. Just sayin’

 

[Bbl87]

He looks more like he wants to give a spanking…. Just sayin’

I mean, I'm game either way.

 

[Lindi37]

I'm down. JS

 

[dawn_of_night]

He looks more like he wants to give a spanking…. Just sayin’

*Nodz*

 

[LupineOne]

It is. In every way except the sexy department

Sounds about right

I would have IF ANYONE WAS AWAKE!

*sigh* I need to move