Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Random aside, I injured my primary fapping hand a couple days ago while smoothing out the action on one of my pocket knives. You don't realize how important your thumb is until you can't really use it fully.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ideally.

I thought it was happening one time. Orgasm induced thunderclap headache. Thought I was having a goddamn stroke.

Dude. I didn't know those had a name.... I fucking hate those....
This is the whole reason I always have Gatorade nearby...

 

[Bry1313]

Already trying to decide where to put them!

Right next to the Freddie Mercury art

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have some suggestions. I think I've mentioned it before, but we definitely have a tentacle dildo in this house.



I don't just do birthday parties. Just for the record.

I condone all these things....

 

[Strixaluco]

Happy birthday @Amanda330 - I wish your inbox explodes with the wanted content!

 

[Bbl87]

Dude. I didn't know those had a name.... I fucking hate those....
This is the whole reason I always have Gatorade nearby...

They're the worst. It was when we were doing fertility treatment to, so it's not like I could just take a break. The got progressively less severe over time, but GOD those first two especially...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Already trying to decide where to put them!

How about on either side of that statue of me in your office?

 

[dawn_of_night]

They're the worst. It was when we were doing fertility treatment to, so it's not like I could just take a break. The got progressively less severe over time, but GOD those first two especially...

*Nods*
My condolences to the pain fairy....
I thought my forehead was gonna split in two...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Random aside, I injured my primary fapping hand a couple days ago while smoothing out the action on one of my pocket knives. You don't realize how important your thumb is until you can't really use it fully.

You can't switch hands cause you need both to go around your giant dick?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can't switch hands cause you need both to go around your giant dick?

*Nods*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Right next to the Freddie Mercury art

I knew I kept you around for a reason!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

Happy birthday!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJDl7wyNH6eVq

 

[Bbl87]

You can't switch hands cause you need both to go around your giant dick?

Nah, just feels weird with the other hand. Don't get me wrong, it's doable. My sex drive wouldn't allow me to go cold turkey.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How about on either side of that statue of me in your office?

You mean the dead flowers? I should probably do something about those.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You mean the dead flowers? I should probably do something about those.

It's been like a month?

 

[BrendaBear]

You can't switch hands cause you need both to go around your giant dick?

*Nods*

 

[Bbl87]

I condone all these things....

What all are we condoning here?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What all are we condoning here?

I think it was for tentacle toys and non birthday birthday presents....

 

[jason28053]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

Hard or soft? Dressed up for the party or no?

 

[MissLabelled]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits.

I’m afraid this is all I can offer.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWM2bGxtdGx5NGp4MGJyNDVjdTJhMHU3ZmZyMXd0ODExc3k0dzRvNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/B8Fc8HJsHYHKw/giphy.gif

 

[Bbl87]

I think it was for tentacle toys and non birthday birthday presents....

I see... your non-birthday present can be retrieved for the next 30 minutes then.

 

[lavendersilk]

You know, I was expecting countless cocks in my box today... And yet I've only received one - fabulous though it may be - and after I've been so generous with my tits. I'm formally putting the men of lit on notice.

I expected more of all of you. Happy birthday, indeed. Lol

Do you accept dildos?

 

[Bbl87]

Do you accept dildos?

There's another of my favorite pickup lines...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ever see a meme and just think it belongs?

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[lavendersilk]

FYI: Cash, credit and dildos accepted here.