What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[MindYaBitness]

Moon boots

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing purple "daisy dukes"

Neither am i

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Night peeps...

 

[fsa52]

My Hawaiian pink and purple flowered muumuu

 

[Btq97]

Clothes!

 

[deft]

A Mr Blobby costume.

 

[LikeableMe]

Underwear

 

[ramblnman65]

Pinecone underwear

 

[Seadog777]

I'm not wearing anything the "media" deems fashionable.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am not wearing anything but a sweatshirt

 

[Seadog777]

I am not wearing anything but a sweatshirt

They do make clippers for that problem now.

I jest
I jest

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not wearing blue Nike air Jordans.

But there is a story here.....

They were my 16 year old sons and I'm a 47 year old who looks like a geography teacher on a field trip.
So this morning I decided to wear his pristine pair of Bright Blue Air Jordans to go to the shops. He was so ashamed.

But it has made me realise that I could become an anti-influencer on social media. Eg Adidas or Balenciaga could pay me to wear their rival's brands to discredit and uncool them.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing color matched fishnets with only a team tunic this morning…

 

[Rj_1954]

I awoke this morning tied to the bed with no way to untie myself. My mistress was nowhere around. I couldn't yell because I was gagged.

Not wearing anything

And the AC was on high....

 

[Trubbycat]

I awoke this morning tied to the bed with no way to untie myself. My mistress was nowhere around. I couldn't yell because I was gagged.

Not wearing anything

And the AC was on high....

Time for the ice cubes…

 

[Rj_1954]

Time for the ice cubes…

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

 

[Trubbycat]

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

I got the ice cube blowjob one time. That was an experience.

 

[BrendaBear]

You're cruel

Luckily she left my tablet & several fingers loose to type

Oh, right. Because Dick-tating wouldn’t work..

 

[Rj_1954]

She's back.. with ice packs...
What the hell did I do?
Did you see her evil smile?
No I guess not....

Not wearing a blanket

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an evil smile…

I am wearing a happy Friday smile…

 

[fsa52]

I’m not wearing my Easter Bunny suit, as I want it pristine for Sunday!

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m not wearing parachute pants

 

[Lily13]

My dark shadows cape

~ and yes I do have one

 

[mnbreastluver]

MC Hammer’s Pants
and no you can’t touch them.