Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I burn, then tan. But the burning is required. Damn my honky roots!!!!

Least you tan. I just burn, peel, rinse repeat (I mean until I grew up enough to use sunscreen religiously)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Please say vitamins.

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

 

[jason28053]

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Ignore the troll, he’s a POS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've had three burns that landed me in the hospital. Once, I ended up in the hospital in South America. Say whatever you want about America's health care, but I've never known fear like I did when that nurse came at me with a glass syringe!

I had burns in Bali the I probably should have gone to the Hospital for. But a friend of ours had gone a few months before us and gotten Dengue fever…their stories lead to me lying in our hotel room for three days instead. If I ever get skin cancer…I’ll know why.

 

[Azuldrgon]

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

Thank you so much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Thanks for the mammaries..."

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This is me OFF caffeine, do you really want me ON it?

I say this with all sincerity: I adore your natural energy you bring to this place That being said, the idea of you on a caffeine high is fucking terrifying

https://voca.ro/1bHco9QX8avD

Okay, that was just so damn adorable, I can’t even fault you for being completely wrong

 

[MindYaBitness]

I had burns in Bali the I probably should have gone to the Hospital for. But a friend of ours had gone a few months before us and gotten Dengue fever…their stories lead to me lying in our hotel room for three days instead. If I ever get skin cancer…I’ll know why.

I was burnt so badly that I was convulsing and going into renal failure. My spouse jokes that he wants to retire there, I told him he shouldn't have married gringa. My people aren't meant to be that close to the equator

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

Thank you!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I say this with all sincerity: I adore your natural energy you bring to this place That being said, the idea of you on a caffeine high is fucking terrifying

I literally turn into the great Cornholio. Unable to complete sentences. Vast need for teepee for my bunghole. Not pretty all around.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://voca.ro/117h7QTgxaJh

love it!
https://voca.ro/1n8H1w1lEHt0

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was burnt do badly that I was convulsing and going into renal failure. My spouse jokes that he want to retire there, I told him he shouldn't have married gringa. Mt people arent meant to be that close to the equator

Oh that’s way worse than mine! I just felt like my legs were going to pop if I stood up, yikes!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Why am I tempted to speak in Canadian...?

 

[Amanda330]

Why am I tempted to speak in Canadian...?

You absolutely should

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh that’s way worse than mine! I just felt like my legs were going to pop if I stood up, yikes!

my skin's immune system was fried, so I got cellulitis all through my face & shoulders. I had to take enormous antibiotics pills. When my skin started peeling, it was in thick sheets, almost leathery. It was horrible. To this day, 24 years later, I have freckles on my back in the shape of the racerback swimsuit I was wearing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why am I tempted to speak in Canadian...?

What's stopping you?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What's stopping you?

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

Sir, you already have a following.
But you need to do what is comfortable to you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

Here's the deal, we all have different accents and ways of saying things. It's one of the things that make he aural threads so fun. I'm not shy, so I can't relate, but I can tell you what I think you already know: this is a friendly thread full of fun people, there's no better place to jump in

 

[RaineDrops]

Why am I tempted to speak in Canadian...?

Are you able to resist the temptation?

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

As a fellow Canuckian, nothing wrong with sounding like Letterkenny

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you able to resist the temptation?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2I0OXNidzUxc2M3aHNnYmEzcmpqdzFoc2Jxc2t3N2xvb3ZjYjRqdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WpD1gFWnFrlG9QhHy9/giphy.gif

 

[DirkCamacho]

Dude,

Ignore the troll, he’s a POS

I’m not a troll, I’m real. And I did something stupid and fucked up, apparently. So perhaps that makes me a POS. No argument with that label. But I can learn.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know what that is and I suspect I’m happy about that so let’s just get back to like regular old foot kinks. Or Tits for Jesus. Or multiple hot ladies spooning while I eat popcorn.

Too much there! Simplify!!

Boobs. Boobs are good!

I’m good with the cuddle pile and boob gropes

Tits for Jesus

Dayum, I didn’t know St Bernard and Mary had THAT much fun

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm painfully shy and modest.

And afraid I'll sound like something out of Letterkenny...

How are ya now?