Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

LaCroix. The land of infinite burps.

And perpetual dissapointment, so you'd pretty much be @OrdinaryPerson

 

[UnquietDreams]

You need to read all my audio books now. What is your hourly rate?

We can negotiate.

There is actually someone on Lit who I read books to. But she falls asleep when listening to them, so I am not sure how much an endorsement that is.

 

[lavendersilk]

I would listen to all of the shit he recites. Except erotica. I’ll rely on one of you comely ladies for that.

I got you.

 

[Nicefella]

We can negotiate.

There is actually someone on Lit who I read books to. But she falls asleep when listening to them, so I am not sure how much an endorsement that is.

So you’re like her Ambien?

 

[dawn_of_night]

We can negotiate.

There is actually someone on Lit who I read books to. But she falls asleep when listening to them, so I am not sure how much an endorsement that is.

Actually, that's a comfort thing....
It's relaxing and soothing....

 

[BrendaBear]

We can negotiate.

There is actually someone on Lit who I read books to. But she falls asleep when listening to them, so I am not sure how much an endorsement that is.

That made me so happy to read that…. So sweet!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you talking about yourself right now? I knew there was something sketchy about you. You obviously aren't twitchy enough from the caffeine high...

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This is me OFF caffeine, do you really want me ON it?

 

[lavendersilk]

We can negotiate.

Yes, please.

There is actually someone on Lit who I read books to. But she falls asleep when listening to them, so I am not sure how much an endorsement that is.

I wouldn't fall asleep, but your voice is very calming. I just want to know what it sounds like in a whispered tone saying very specific words...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So does a diseased hooker probably but I’m not in any rush to find out.

Not sure a bad taste in my mouth and STI’s are the same in the worst possible consequence scale. Just saying.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is me OFF caffeine, do you really want me ON it?

I used to work with a guy here in Nevada, who was also from Portland and he talked, crazy fast. Someone in a meeting (very rudely, in my opinion) said he needed to lay off the caffeine. His reply was like yours… he was like that naturally. He didn’t need caffeine to be completely wired.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, please.

I wouldn't fall asleep, but your voice is very calming. I just want to know what it sounds like in a whispered tone saying very specific words...

Oh… yes… that sounds like a wonderful idea…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I wouldn't fall asleep, but your voice is very calming. I just want to know what it sounds like in a whispered tone saying very specific words...

Like....
"Why is that man coming out from under your bed"....

And.... "wake the fuck up!"....

 

[Nicefella]

I got you.

Okay.

First up

Ladies Own Erotica. The only book in my catholic school library that shouldn’t have been there to begin with. I think it was Mrs. Perreira’s.

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[VoraciousValue]

Don't tell anyone, but I'm typing this on my work laptop. I'm certain nobody is monitoring my system because I've done it before, but don't say anything. Shhh!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is me OFF caffeine, do you really want me ON it?

I've got my MokaPot on the stove, I can hook you up.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I used to work with a guy here in Nevada, who was also from Portland and he talked, crazy fast. Someone in a meeting (very rudely, in my opinion) said he needed to lay off the caffeine. His reply was like yours… he was like that naturally. He didn’t need caffeine to be completely wired.

I admit that I'm crazier than hell. I tell people I'm this fucking crazy without benefit of narcotics!

 

[Amanda330]

Don't tell anyone, but I'm typing this on my work laptop. I'm certain nobody is monitoring my system because I've done it before, but don't say anything. Shhh!

Braver man than I... lol

Your secret is safe.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't tell anyone, but I'm typing this on my work laptop. I'm certain nobody is monitoring my system because I've done it before, but don't say anything. Shhh!

You better be smoking a cigar too!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Braver man than I... lol

Your secret is safe.

Thank you!

 

[VoraciousValue]

You better be smoking a cigar too!

Never smoked a day in my life!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not sure a bad taste in my mouth and STI’s are the same in the worst possible consequence scale. Just saying.

I dunno … coffee that gives you instant diarrhea sounds pretty bad to me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Never smoked a day in my life!

False advertising.

 

[Amanda330]

This is me OFF caffeine, do you really want me ON it?

Not at all... But don't be a coffee drinker poser. Decaf is for people who have been rejected by coffee.

Have a nice strong glass of milk. Lol. Like my grandpa.

 

[Daisy_Love]

https://voca.ro/1ibLsNMYwgf0

@Wand3rlust @Daisy_Love

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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