Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

What do you do?

I work from home most of the time, and shoehorn all of my in-office hours into Wednesdays.

 

[Nicefella]

Sheesh. Shoehorning sounds like hard work.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sheesh. Shoehorning sounds like hard work.

Don't mention "shoehorning" around @lavendersilk . Leads to foot pics...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yay! The heat in my office just kicked on!
... seven hours later.

We just had a fire alarm go off.... Wtf.
No one planned this shit... Who is on fire??

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh my god, has anyone told you you have just the sweetest sexiest voice I've ever heard? I may cum shortly.

I knew it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And obviously you have a HUGE 11 incher, making @OrdinaryPerson jealous and slighthly (really) envious.

Or maybe they make one of the toes a dildo...

Even I know 11 inches is too big. My vag is hurting just thinking about that

 

[dawn_of_night]

once Isn't enough?

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Even I know 11 inches is too big. My vag is hurting just thinking about that

Hey…waitaminnit!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

funny @OrdinaryPerson said the same thing the last time I posted it. Although she was concerned about how it got bent that way

Id still eat it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey…waitaminnit!

omg your AV
Whoever approved it must not have realized its a butthole.

 

[lavendersilk]

Id still eat it

Eggs... the eggs right?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Id still eat it

In my case, I did

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Eggs... the eggs right?

Hm... Sure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whoever approved you must not have realized you’re a butthole.

More accurate but not very nice.

 

[BodieOhl]

We just had a fire alarm go off.... Wtf.
No one planned this shit... Who is on fire??

Fire Department: Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet!

 

[lavendersilk]

Fire Department: Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet!

None of those emojis work...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyway, I dont’t know what you’re talking about? Those are lips. Like Audrey 2. Feed me @Indie

 

[BrendaBear]

Fire Department: Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet!

None of those emojis work...

yep! I checked also.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fire Department: Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet!

Once is never enough for that hose....

 

[hotoldrguy]

yep! I checked also.

Some of us have a bad case of FOMO. Which is why I also check all the emoji's and click on all the links

 

[lavendersilk]

Heck, I click my own emojis... better to be safe than sorry. Ya know?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Heck, I click my own emojis... better to be safe than sorry. Ya know?

Interesting euphemism

 

[UnquietDreams]

Heck, I click my own emojis... better to be safe than sorry. Ya know?

With your pictures yesterday? Oh yes...

 

[MissLabelled]

Even I know 11 inches is too big. My vag is hurting just thinking about that

Had the operation too, eh?

 

[jason28053]

Even I know 11 inches is too big. My vag is hurting just thinking about that

What about your vagankle?