Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

I tried a teensy bit of a Carolina Reaper last summer, and I was in agony for half an hour. They are truly exponentially hotter than the hottest jalapeno.

I’m just going to take your word for it. Spice pain is not my kink

No doubt. I love jalapeño’s but I also like tasting my third bite of food. I accept my limits.

Exactly. I want to taste my food and by taste I mean more than the flavor of burning

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Best I can come up with are filthy limericks.

@Wand3rlust actually has quite the knack for limericks!

I don’t drink coffee.

I don’t drink tea.

I don’t eat fruits.

I don’t eat vegetables (except potatoes).

I don’t eat cheese.

I don’t eat pizza.

And I don’t eat… fish!

…and I get really tired of being the freak.

What do you eat?

@BrendaD is over there just existing off meat, bread and reaction gifs. Is that how her long legs stay so thin?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I promise you - NO ONE wants to see me doing anything naked. And that includes me.

False!

Who puts their toys in the dishwasher? (Asking for a friend)

@morelikeasong ?

Did everyone have a fun and eventful week weekend filled with lots of sex and shenanigans?!!

Very!

I recall being hugged between a beautiful pair of tits tight enough I could not catch a breath. I think I saw Jesus! Maybe Mary.

#SorryNotSorry You’re okay…walk it off!

We can create tits for Yahweh. We ignore the New Testament portions pertaining to tits.

What happened to #AllBoobsMatter ?

Not sure this is toxic but they play this movie at least once a summer around here. I don’t go every summer but it sure as shit is still a fantastic fucking piece of cinema and I ain’t even a particularly big Spielberg fan.

Pretty sure they’ve done that at the Hollywood Bowl with the LA Philharmonic playing the original John Williams score alongside the movie at least a few times!
I went to a similar showing of Star Wars: A New Hope there once

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is the safe word when you are gagged?

So um…when ex-BF and I were trying the head-hanging-edge-of-bed position to see if I could deep throat…our “safe word” equivalent was me tapping his thigh if I wanted him to stop thrusting (yellow light), or pushing back against his thighs if I needed him to pull out entirely (red light). Obviously, if I was grabbing his ass and pulling him deeper, everything was good (green light).

You are talking to the chick who got the TMI Award. You are never going to get judgement from me, or any.one else on here worth knowing, for sharing all of the joys and sorrows, that created who you are. It's like putting together the tiny pieces of a mosaic to see the final design, beautiful art.

And if that includes some electrocuted nipple stories along the way, so be it!

Best non-alcoholic summer beverage?

Smoothies!

Word.
#youmatter
#beautifulsouls

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nice new avatar.

thanks... I think...

Ohnooooes…does the avy mean you lost one of you doggos recently?

The two passed out next to me beg to differ...

Mrow?

Nah, the owner is from LA. First rule of being from the PNW: Everything bad is California's fault

True story.

Excuse you both! Have you forgotten that Florida and Texas exist?!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you could start your own cult, what would your core beliefs be and what would you worshipping?

Why should people join your cult?

@Kitty_so_frisky this is your time to shine.

The core beliefs of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC are simple: We believe @Indie has a cute butt! Furthermore, we practice mindfulness and thanks by daily affirmations, such as tagging @Indie to tell her she has a cute butt. Please don’t mistake us for a cult or strict religious order though! We believe each person should find their own path, and worship in the manner they feel brings them closer to the divine. For instance: if someone wanted to tag @Indie to tell her she has fantastic tits, that would also be a totally valid form of worship! Same goes for her kindness and humor - she is the Total Package, after all!

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC are welcoming, inclusive and open to all. The only thing we don’t tolerate is intolerance. Hate has no place here! We are all about love; love of @Indie and all her parts, love of each other, and love of oneself. In that vein, we also encourage the appreciation of all butts, boobs, and other parts, as well as those who are brave enough to share them! We also teach our followers to be kind to themselves, and appreciate and maybe even share the parts they have, whether they be natural or made to reflect the divinity within. Peach and love to you all!

Coffee, great mountains, forests, high desert, The Columbia River Gorge, the Pacific Ocean, great beer, the best used bookstore in the world.

Come visit. I'll put you up. I'll sleep on the couch.

(I lived in the Midwest and East Coast. Even California, before I got kicked out of UCSC for not showing up to classes because I was surfing (totally not my fault). Tokyo, and Jamaica. I always move back here.)

You were a Trojan?! It all makes so much more sense now

Bed, Screwed! Do you guys have to make everything about sex?

Yes! Sex, shenanigans and food are kind of our things around here

 

[LupineOne]

The core beliefs of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC are simple: We believe @Indie has a cute butt! Furthermore, we practice mindfulness and thanks by daily affirmations, such as tagging @Indie to tell her she has a cute butt. Please don’t mistake us for a cult or strict religious order though! We believe each person should find their own path, and worship in the manner they feel brings them closer to the divine. For instance: if someone wanted to tag @Indie to tell her she has fantastic tits, that would also be a totally valid form of worship! Same goes for her kindness and humor - she is the Total Package, after all!

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC are welcoming, inclusive and open to all. The only thing we don’t tolerate is intolerance. Hate has no place here! We are all about love; love of @Indie and all her parts, love of each other, and love of oneself. In that vein, we also encourage the appreciation of all butts, boobs, and other parts, as well as those who are brave enough to share them! We also teach our followers to be kind to themselves, and appreciate and maybe even share the parts they have, whether they be natural or made to reflect the divinity within. Peach and love to you all!

Amen!
You have a wonderful way with words

Yes! Sex, shenanigans and food are kind of our things around here

I love this place

 

[lavendersilk]

I love you @Kitty_so_frisky Good morning! Hope you have a fabulous day today.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'll be damned. The kids didn't eat all the doughnuts! Today is starting out great!

https://imgur.com/a/Fmy1jKJ

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The core beliefs of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC are simple: We believe @Indie has a cute butt! Furthermore, we practice mindfulness and thanks by daily affirmations, such as tagging @Indie to tell her she has a cute butt. Please don’t mistake us for a cult or strict religious order though! We believe each person should find their own path, and worship in the manner they feel brings them closer to the divine. For instance: if someone wanted to tag @Indie to tell her she has fantastic tits, that would also be a totally valid form of worship! Same goes for her kindness and humor - she is the Total Package, after all!

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC are welcoming, inclusive and open to all. The only thing we don’t tolerate is intolerance. Hate has no place here! We are all about love; love of @Indie and all her parts, love of each other, and love of oneself. In that vein, we also encourage the appreciation of all butts, boobs, and other parts, as well as those who are brave enough to share them! We also teach our followers to be kind to themselves, and appreciate and maybe even share the parts they have, whether they be natural or made to reflect the divinity within. Peach and love to you all!

Babe, I knew you would not disappoint. If I were paying you, you would definitely earn a raise!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll be damned. The kids didn't eat all the doughnuts! Today is starting out great!

https://imgur.com/a/Fmy1jKJ

Mmmmm donuts

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[subdudeme13]

The core beliefs of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC are simple: We believe @Indie has a cute butt! Furthermore, we practice mindfulness and thanks by daily affirmations, such as tagging @Indie to tell her she has a cute butt. Please don’t mistake us for a cult or strict religious order though! We believe each person should find their own path, and worship in the manner they feel brings them closer to the divine. For instance: if someone wanted to tag @Indie to tell her she has fantastic tits, that would also be a totally valid form of worship! Same goes for her kindness and humor - she is the Total Package, after all!

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC are welcoming, inclusive and open to all. The only thing we don’t tolerate is intolerance. Hate has no place here! We are all about love; love of @Indie and all her parts, love of each other, and love of oneself. In that vein, we also encourage the appreciation of all butts, boobs, and other parts, as well as those who are brave enough to share them! We also teach our followers to be kind to themselves, and appreciate and maybe even share the parts they have, whether they be natural or made to reflect the divinity within. Peach and love to you all!



You were a Trojan?! It all makes so much more sense now


Yes! Sex, shenanigans and food are kind of our things around here

I of course said that tongue in cheek or anywhere it might be preferred!

 

[crazychemgirl]

The news is dominated by that bridge collapse in Baltimore

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning/day fuckers

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The news is dominated by that bridge collapse in Baltimore

I watched that this morning. It was horrifying.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Especially here. The most you can get for $5 is 6”

Close! 7” for $4.77 and tax

Is he trying to take my job??

is this how you convince people to join your cult? offering booze and boobs as registration gifts?

NGL, it’s a solid strategy!

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For whatever reason @MissLabelled variations post put me in mind of these bad boys. And makes me want to rewatch this flick

Fashion show!

I know just the dress to go with them!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I watched that this morning. It was horrifying.

Right?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The news is dominated by that bridge collapse in Baltimore

I woke up, took my kids to school, and just got home. This is the first I'm hearing of it. I've driven that bridge countless times. That's terrifying.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I watched that this morning. It was horrifying.

Saw it in my feed and can't even imagine what that must have been like.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitty - you know I love and absolutely adore you… but I was just trying to make a funny… not really intending a science project….

And you couldn’t make me drink a jalapeño drink… I would be screaming that safe word before you got anywhere near me.

*Hissy Kitty noises*
I R Kitty. Trubby R cat!

I love you @Kitty_so_frisky Good morning! Hope you have a fabulous day today.

Thank you, you too!

Babe, I knew you would not disappoint. If I were paying you, you would definitely earn a raise!

LOL just keep sending the cute butt pics to my inbox when I sleep through them and we’re good

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My cult would be called:

"KITTIES AND ART"

We would gather twice a week where we show off our latest cat pics and brag about how long our kitties laid on top of us.

First of those nights we would watch a movie that we have all chosen by poll and afterwards eat some snacks and chat about it.

The second night we would paint a subject we have all chosen by poll while drinking wine and eating cheese.

Why SHOULDN'T people join my cult?

If this also included doggos I would so be in!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The core beliefs of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC are simple: We believe @Indie has a cute butt! Furthermore, we practice mindfulness and thanks by daily affirmations, such as tagging @Indie to tell her she has a cute butt. Please don’t mistake us for a cult or strict religious order though! We believe each person should find their own path, and worship in the manner they feel brings them closer to the divine. For instance: if someone wanted to tag @Indie to tell her she has fantastic tits, that would also be a totally valid form of worship! Same goes for her kindness and humor - she is the Total Package, after all!

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC are welcoming, inclusive and open to all. The only thing we don’t tolerate is intolerance. Hate has no place here! We are all about love; love of @Indie and all her parts, love of each other, and love of oneself. In that vein, we also encourage the appreciation of all butts, boobs, and other parts, as well as those who are brave enough to share them! We also teach our followers to be kind to themselves, and appreciate and maybe even share the parts they have, whether they be natural or made to reflect the divinity within. Peach and love to you all!

So where do we sign up? AFAF.

 

[lavendersilk]

If this also included doggos I would so be in!

All animals are welcome to chat about.