Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nah, just a little weird about it. Oddly there are people in other parts of the country that have also learned how to roast a coffee bean, but you be you.

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nah, just a little weird about it. Oddly there are people in other parts of the country that have also learned how to roast a coffee bean, but you be you.

If you say so...

 

[BodieOhl]

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

A bird too? i've heard of the civet coffee from the civet cats.

 

[UnquietDreams]

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

Civet cats. They eat the beans, they pass through, and get gathered from the shit. Supposed to be amazing.

I will never know.

 

[Trubbycat]

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

Other animals too, I don't remember specifics and am too lazy/want to talk kinky shit to look up.

 

[BrendaBear]

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

Isn’t that the one that is the most expensive?

 

[Trubbycat]

Civets! Yes! Now don't bother me about coffee...

 

[lavendersilk]

In Brazil there’s a coffee bean that comes from the shit of some bird.

I thought it was a monkey? @SalaciousMonkey22 can you confirm?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Civet cats. They eat the beans, they pass through, and get gathered from the shit. Supposed to be amazing.

I will never know.

Oh man, I'll stick with Folgers.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I love darts and was good at American Darts (wooden ones) for a time. I had a Domme lover that had a thing for blow darts. Life goes on.

This is where I should ask, "Did she blow your dart??" But that's too cheap a joke, even for me!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oh man, I'll stick with Folgers.

A woman after my own heart!

 

[Trubbycat]

I don't drink coffee. Now, if I hear about some southeast asian tribe that rolls tea leaves between the thighs of beautiful women I might be interested...

 

[subdudeme13]

This is where I should ask, "Did she blow your dart??" But that's too cheap a joke, even for me!

Something like that.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Oh man, I'll stick with Folgers.

Which is why i stick with tea...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't drink coffee. Now, if I hear about some southeast asian tribe that rolls tea leaves between the thighs of beautiful women I might be interested...

"Now, using fine leaves picked by pretty maidens
In a bag knitted by a seamstress who lives in Copenhagen
Brewed up in a pot made of semi-precious metal
Let the blessed contents settle in my very special kettle!"

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't drink coffee. Now, if I hear about some southeast asian tribe that rolls tea leaves between the thighs of beautiful women I might be interested...

I don’t drink coffee.

I don’t drink tea.

I don’t eat fruits.

I don’t eat vegetables (except potatoes).

I don’t eat cheese.

I don’t eat pizza.

And I don’t eat… fish!

…and I get really tired of being the freak.

 

[Bry1313]

If you say so...

It’s a skill, it has nothing to do with geography, so yes, I definitely say so.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is news?

Hey! Just because I sent you poetry doesn't mean I want to sleep with you. Just because I sent some to Lavendersilk.... Um. Hmmm. Oh! And morelikeasong... Hmmmm... Well, there was LaValliere... Hmmmm....

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[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey! Just because I sent you poetry doesn't mean I want to sleep with you. Just because I sent some to Lavendersilk.... Um. Hmmm. Oh! And morelikeasong... Hmmmm... Well, there was LaValliere... Hmmmm....

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Ahem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahem.

I haven't drunk DMed you poetry...yet. My brain melts when I think about it...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I haven't drunk DMed you poetry...yet. My brain melts when I think about it...

I'll be waiting.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll be waiting.

I'll start drinking! Are you more a classic poetry fan, or do you prefer free verse?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'll start drinking! Are you more a classic poetry fan, or do you prefer free verse?

Surprise me!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need your drink recipe book, sir.

Come visit. I'll let you use the bed. I'll sleep on the couch. You can copy any you want, and I will mix up a few off the record.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had a ghost pepper beer once...

Had ghost pepper fudge. It was really good. The sugar and milk in the fudge helped cut down the burn, and you really got the flavor of the pepper, which is remarkable. Still a lot of burn, but not "shoot me now" levels of burn.