Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not all of these are mine, and this is also not the full collection. Some belong to my ex and she is moving out April 1st, so I am bound to lose some in the custody battle.

(I'm joking about the custody battle, we get along super well and we already know whose are whose. And her moving out in a week also explains why these are just chilling on the floor)

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These are fantastic! Who’s the Power Ranger fan?

 

[BodieOhl]

I hope you don't run with the scissor ones in...

 

[lavendersilk]

Not all of these are mine, and this is also not the full collection. Some belong to my ex and she is moving out April 1st, so I am bound to lose some in the custody battle.

(I'm joking about the custody battle, we get along super well and we already know whose are whose. And her moving out in a week also explains why these are just chilling on the floor)

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You are my soulmate. I also collect novelty earrings.

 

[lavendersilk]

Jalapeno margarita are actually good....

Heck yeah they are

I've never had one.

 

[MissLabelled]

These are fantastic! Who’s the Power Ranger fan?

That would be her. I didn't grow up watching the show. The spooky earrings are mine!

I hope you don't run with the scissor ones in...

Believe me, we are both good with scissors here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are my soulmate. I also collect novelty earrings.

Oh now you’re joining the show then?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

. The spooky earrings are mine!

This does not surprise me.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not all of these are mine, and this is also not the full collection. Some belong to my ex and she is moving out April 1st, so I am bound to lose some in the custody battle.

(I'm joking about the custody battle, we get along super well and we already know whose are whose. And her moving out in a week also explains why these are just chilling on the floor)

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That looks like so much fun!!! I am delighted you get along super well but I also admit - my hopeless romantic nature means I am also heartbroken for you (even if you aren’t).

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh now you’re joining the show then?

Abso-fucking-lutely

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've never had one.

I make a spicy sour. Sriracha simple syrup , whiskey, fresh lemon juice. Shaken over ice and strained. Lemon peal. Really good.

 

[Trubbycat]

I had a jalapeno martini many years ago. My throat is still burning.

 

[lavendersilk]

I make a spicy sour. Sriracha simple syrup , whiskey, fresh lemon juice. Shaken over ice and strained. Lemon peal. Really good.

I need your drink recipe book, sir.

 

[BrendaBear]

I had a jalapeno martini many years ago. My throat is still burning.

 

[Trubbycat]

The meatball will burn going down and you're done. A jalapeño drink (I've had bee and marine) coats the mucus membranes for quite the experience.

 

[BrendaBear]

The meatball will burn going down and you're done. A jalapeño drink (I've had bee and marine) coats the mucus membranes for quite the experience.

Kitty - you know I love and absolutely adore you… but I was just trying to make a funny… not really intending a science project….

And you couldn’t make me drink a jalapeño drink… I would be screaming that safe word before you got anywhere near me.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Happy Monday, pervs Sooooo damn tired today. Holy fuck, I’m like 16 pages behind already and I’m not not even ready to tackle that yet
Anyone wanna cuddle pile and play with my boobs while I try to get a couple more hours of sleep?

 

[Trubbycat]

Kitty - you know I love and absolutely adore you… but I was just trying to make a funny… not really intending a science project….

And you couldn’t make me drink a jalapeño drink… I would be screaming that safe word before you got anywhere near me.

Would you care for a...

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No, seriously, it's just a glass of...

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water...

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Happy Monday, pervs Sooooo damn tired today. Holy fuck, I’m like 18 pages behind already and I’m not not even ready to tackle that yet
Anyone wanna cuddle pile and play with my boobs while I try to get a couple more hours of sleep?

Sorry. This is my fault.

 

[lavendersilk]

Happy Monday, pervs Sooooo damn tired today. Holy fuck, I’m like 18 pages behind already and I’m not not even ready to tackle that yet
Anyone wanna cuddle pile and play with my boobs while I try to get a couple more hours of sleep?

Sleep well, kitty. *fondles boobs*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Happy Monday, pervs Sooooo damn tired today. Holy fuck, I’m like 18 pages behind already and I’m not not even ready to tackle that yet
Anyone wanna cuddle pile and play with my boobs while I try to get a couple more hours of sleep?

But yes.

 

[Trubbycat]

Happy Monday, pervs Sooooo damn tired today. Holy fuck, I’m like 16 pages behind already and I’m not not even ready to tackle that yet
Anyone wanna cuddle pile and play with my boobs while I try to get a couple more hours of sleep?

I call dibs on big spoon!

I may get a boner, fair warning

 

[HeavyBalls]

I had a ghost pepper beer once...

 

[MissLabelled]

This does not surprise me.

The earrings often times start out as keychains, that I then convert into earrings.

Like these that I prepped before last October since I did one pair per day for “Spooky Month”.
(good lord what am I doing!)

 

[BrendaBear]

I call dibs on big spoon!

I will absolutely get a boner, and rub against you until I have an orgasm, then calm down, and do it again. So fair warning

Fixed it for you.

 

[BrendaBear]

The earrings often times start out as keychains, that I then convert into earrings.

Like these that I prepped before last October since I did one pair per day for “Spooky Month”.
(good lord what am I doing!)

What an awesome idea! I used to make earrings, it sounds like I need to relook at the art…