What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[subdudeme13]

I am not wearing a strap on

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a strap on

…no comment…

I am not wearing a short dress…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a leisure suit

 

[thordanil]

Pants or boxers

 

[F3x0r]

I'm certainly not wearing a hat

 

[Trubbycat]

…no comment…

I am not wearing a short dress…

Because the strap on would be hanging out.

 

[BrendaBear]

Because the strap on would be hanging out.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KlkXPnGGxM8AAAAd/yeah-basically-yeah-melissa-carone.gif



It should be really disconcerting to Kitty how easily he reads me…

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not dressed like a giant baby.

 

[Trubbycat]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KlkXPnGGxM8AAAAd/yeah-basically-yeah-melissa-carone.gif



It should be really disconcerting to Kitty how easily he reads me…

It's not, actually.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not dressed like @Trubbycat ‘s play toy

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not dressed like @Trubbycat ‘s play toy

 

[BrendaBear]

No, silly! I meant this one:


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Remember? You kept threatening to bat me around and eat me. I assumed you meant spank me, but when you brought out the leather cuffs and told me it was just a “mouse trap”… I was totally yours.

So… if I go put it on, will you do that again?

 

[Treeview]

Neither belt nor suspenders

 

[subdudeme13]

Butt plug

 

[subdudeme13]

Did Daisy Mae wear Jeans?

 

[subdudeme13]

A duckling on my bicep like him
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Quack Quack Quack I think

 

[Trubbycat]

No, silly! I meant this one:


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Remember? You kept threatening to bat me around and eat me. I assumed you meant spank me, but when you brought out the leather cuffs and told me it was just a “mouse trap”… I was totally yours.

So… if I go put it on, will you do that again?

Let me pour a drink first.

 

[subdudeme13]

Let me pour a drink first.

I was just thinking Makers Mark on the rocks.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not dressed like Mr Rodgers in his Neighborhood.
And his Wonderful Day...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not dressed like Mr Rodgers in his Neighborhood.
And his Wonderful Day...
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Mr. Rogers had nipple clamps custom built into his sweaters. He was a madman.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing all my UFC mixed martial arts gear.

Which would be a suit of titanium armor because these two female MMA fighters I'm watching are BAD-ASS. And I'm too old for that crap.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my favorite thigh highs, and favorite leather cuffs, and not wearing my heels or penis gag.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my favorite thigh highs, and favorite leather cuffs, and not wearing my heels or penis gag.

By thigh highs are you talking stockings or boots?

Asking for a friend.

 

[BrendaBear]

By thigh highs are you talking stockings or boots?

Asking for a friend.

Depends…

Which one makes you more weak in your knees?

 

[Trubbycat]

Depends…

Which one makes you more weak in your knees?

Boots, definitely.