Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Lol, I have had one guy claim to be big and he was average. Usually the guys who are modest are freaking huge in my experience.

Samesies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey I took 4 years of French!

35 years ago.

 

[Trubbycat]

Lol, I have had one guy claim to be big and he was average. Usually the guys who are modest are freaking huge in my experience.

And we don't drive giant trucks to compensate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey I took 4 years of French!

You had to in order to proofread your Camus quote...

 

[subdudeme13]

I dunno man... Penis was the first thing I thought of when I read that....
I'm sorry.

Why sorry! Works for me!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I mean, I’m fairly anti-nationalist in most regards so all anthems are a little silly to me.

I mean...

I do enjoy a Party Rock Anthem.

https://imgur.com/a/WkNlqlK

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want to know how these statistics are gathered.

Me... It's all me. I gather them and publish on a need to know basis...

 

[MissLabelled]

Anytime a guy is claiming a footling … I know for a fact it’s totally a gerkin.

Especially here. The most you can get for $5 is 6”

 

[Trubbycat]

Me... It's all me. I gather them and publish on a need to know basis...

I have a real life friend who's a statistician.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Me... It's all me. I gather them and publish on a need to know basis...

I am apparently not in this statistical pool

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lol, I have had one guy claim to be big and he was average. Usually the guys who are modest are freaking huge in my experience.

Right.... They act like they can't touch all the sides or something....
Whatever.... Please.... Stretch my limits!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a real life friend who's a statistician.

Is he trying to take my job??

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am apparently not in this statistical pool

Sorry bro.
You can apply above,

 

[Trubbycat]

Is he trying to take my job??

No, she's more into nature photography these days.

 

[Trubbycat]

Right.... They act like they can't touch all the sides or something....
Whatever.... Please.... Stretch my limits!

Sounds like someone likes inflatables...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Especially here. The most you can get for $5 is 6”

Which, I would have been happy with some Nights.... Comparatively speaking....

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey I took 4 years of French!

Ah, c’est merveilleux. Tu devrais me dire des choses qui me feront frissonner d’excitation.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean...

I do enjoy a Party Rock Anthem.

https://imgur.com/a/WkNlqlK

*wiggle wiggle

 

[subdudeme13]

Right.... They act like they can't touch all the sides or something....
Whatever.... Please.... Stretch my limits!

I don't know. I spent a few years in the service and saw a lot of guys in the service. The one's i knew that were hung were proud of their junk and liked to show off when they got the chance. That is just my experience. A friend of mine told me I was a little over average, I don't know. I can tell you it works for me! and a few others.

 

[morelikeasong]

If you could start your own cult, what would your core beliefs be and what would you worshipping?

Why should people join your cult?

Mine is a sex cult, worshiping me. And also each other.
I think reasons to join are pretty self explanatory.


Boobs. It’s boobs.

There’s also me, @crazychemgirl and @Tigobitties98 …just sayin’

This is a solid argument. I’m convinced.

 

[subdudeme13]

Ah, c’est merveilleux. Tu devrais me dire des choses qui me feront frissonner d’excitation.

Murkie Buckups

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean...

I do enjoy a Party Rock Anthem.

https://imgur.com/a/WkNlqlK

I can hear that gif.

 

[EricaLynch]

*wiggle wiggle

*Eyes the wiggle*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ah, c’est merveilleux. Tu devrais me dire des choses qui me feront frissonner d’excitation.

I knew a girl in college who loved French, but didn't understand it. I took a year of junior high French. I sealed the deal, as it were, one night with "essence sans plomb uniquement s'il vous plaît." Which is "unleaded fuel only, please."

 

[EricaLynch]

Mine is a sex cult, worshiping me. And also each other.
I think reasons to join are pretty self explanatory.


Boobs. It’s boobs.

This is a solid argument. I’m convinced.

I mean...you're not wrong...