Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I thought I was the best reason

You are...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that the Canadian national anthem?

You would know the Canadian national anthem if you liked hockey...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You would know the Canadian national anthem if you liked hockey...

Feels like a win-win to me

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are.

I realize after posting I did a ditto.... My bad

 

[MissLabelled]

60 years before! And there was a reason for our name. Captain George Vancouver actually was here. You just stole the name because we were cool!

American Vancouver - Captain George Vancouver, some British wanker
Canadian Vancouver - Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool

I believe that means, we win.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

At least Canada's national anthem is about the country, our national anthem is just about the flag

I mean, I’m fairly anti-nationalist in most regards so all anthems are a little silly to me.

 

[MissLabelled]

Is that the Canadian national anthem?

That’s probably what the French parts sound to y’all

 

[dawn_of_night]

short and sweet and good to eat."

Listen, I don't think you describe your penis this way....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Feels like a win-win to me

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0a6b9e6c-c82b-4f7d-8d73-6461c821f0d2

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Listen, I don't think you describe your penis this way....

Listen... I know a lot of the guys on here love to brag about their $5 footlongs. Some of us are just making the best of what God gave us.

 

[Trubbycat]

Listen, I don't think you describe your penis this way....

Fun size?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love this so much! These are the strawberries they use for dessert empanadas at this place
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Yes please.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Listen... I know a lot of the guys on here love to brag about their $5 footlongs. Some of us are just making the best of what God gave us.

 

[Trubbycat]

I just want to add that I am statistically average.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Listen... I know a lot of the guys on here love to brag about their $5 footlongs. Some of us are just making the best of what God gave us.

Anytime a guy is claiming a footling … I know for a fact it’s totally a gerkin.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fun size?

I dunno man... Penis was the first thing I thought of when I read that....
I'm sorry.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I just want to add that I am statistically average.

I want to know how these statistics are gathered.

 

[Trubbycat]

I dunno man... Penis was the first thing I thought of when I read that....
I'm sorry.

See my above post...

 

[lavendersilk]

I just want to add that I am statistically average.

For what country?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I dunno man... Penis was the first thing I thought of when I read that....
I'm sorry.

And no.... I think of @crazychemgirl and @barefootgirl69 when you say funsize...

 

[Trubbycat]

I want to know how these statistics are gathered.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and Statistics

 

[UnquietDreams]

I dunno man... Penis was the first thing I thought of when I read that....
I'm sorry.

You probably aren't the only one. As Freud said, "sometimes a cigar is just my penis."

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just want to add that I am statistically average.

I saw this....
I'm support the adult toy industry

 

[lavendersilk]

Anytime a guy is claiming a footling … I know for a fact it’s totally a gerkin.

Lol, I have had one guy claim to be big and he was average. Usually the guys who are modest are freaking huge in my experience.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s probably what the French parts sound to y’all

Hey I took 4 years of French!