🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

That just made it more of a mystery

Jeez, I feel like a primary school teacher today!

A rotolactor is a large piece of machinery used in dairy farming. It milks lots of cows at once

 

[Saltfountain]

Jeez, I feel like a primary school teacher today!

A rotolactor is a large piece of machinery used in dairy farming. It milks lots of cows at once

As long as you're not from the @mpeters school of teaching...

He'd set up an organic rotolactor

 

[Bry1313]

I bet you didn’t even read the first line, ya lazy fucker.

So many lazy wankers on here, the thread might need a rotolactor to handle them all

Nominated for thinking I didn’t read your post starting with the nomination. You make a JaySecrets post, you get nominated.

 

[subdudeme13]

As long as you're not from the @mpeters school of teaching...

He'd set up an organic rotolactor

We milked by hand back in the day. I think that is why i am such a good ..................you know!

 

[Saltfountain]

We milked by hand back in the day. I think that is why i am such a good ..................you know!

Farmer?
Attention seeker?

 

[subdudeme13]

Starts with a W ends in R. You never milked a cow, I can tell! You should watch them being fertilized!

 

[Saltfountain]

Starts with a W ends in R. You never milked a cow, I can tell! You should watch them being fertilized!

Oh honey, my wife comes from a farming family, my brother in law was a dairy herdsmen.

I know a little more than you think...

 

[subdudeme13]

You will find this difficult to believe but I have been wrong before! Once or twice anyway!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Starts with a W ends in R. You never milked a cow, I can tell! You should watch them being fertilized!

Whoever?
Whoremonger?
Wallflower?
Whinger?
Womaniser?
Wombler?
Warbler?
Whimperer?
Wallower?

Fancy a game of scrabble. I like words

 

[subdudeme13]

Wanker comes to mind. Milking all those cows, 4 teats each. Squeeze and pull. All that milk going into the pail. What was a young boy supposed to think about?

I would enjoy strip scrabble. I am not a great scrabble player.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m sick of all you whiney cunts, listening to you moan is like opening a kinder surprise and finding no fucking surprise. This award is glorious. The panel of judge, mediocre. At best. The awards, excellent. Deserved. What Lit needs.

You all need to get back into your little foil wrapped eggs think about your actions, and fucking surprise me.

Or something.

Wankers.

*slow hand clap*

Great speech. And it really worked too.

 

[Saltfountain]

Wanker comes to mind. Milking all those cows, 4 teats each. Squeeze and pull. All that milk going into the pail. What was a young boy supposed to think about?

I would enjoy strip scrabble. I am not a great scrabble player.

Yeah, it did.

But not for the reasons you were hoping.

Nominated...

 

[InThe312]

You make a JaySecrets post, you get nominated.

Where is our old buddy JaySecretes? I miss his poetic expressions and joy that he brought to this thread. I'll go ahead and nominate him for being absent, so you have to tag him in the nominations post.

 

[Saltfountain]

Wonder if my nomination will get booted off lit before the winner is announced for a 2nd straight week?

How does @Saltfountain get people kicked off. Is it a curse?

Two for two!

Fuck yeah!

 

[Bry1313]

Where is our old buddy JaySecretes? I miss his poetic expressions and joy that he brought to this thread. I'll go ahead and nominate him for being absent, so you have to tag him in the nominations post.

So I’m going to have to put his name in my mouth today?

 

[Saltfountain]

So I’m going to have to put his name in my mouth today?

But not his wife's name. Keep that outta yo mouth

 

[InThe312]

But not his wife's name. Keep that outta yo mouth

Oh her too? I thought it was just his name. Sensitive fellow.

 

[Bry1313]

But not his wife's name. Keep that outta yo mouth

I dont know her name because I can’t bother to read his War & Peace length times, I can keep her name out of my mouth.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Looks like Bond is no longer available to be a candidate for this recognition.

 

[Saltfountain]

Looks like Bond is no longer available to be a candidate for this recognition.

I'm both pleased and annoyed

Now, who to set my sights on next

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looks like Bond is no longer available to be a candidate for this recognition.

Now who is going to talk to me while I masturbate?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Now who is going to talk to me while I masturbate?

*ahem*

 

[ydahecnot]

Now who is going to talk to me while I masturbate?

Maybe Simon Templar

 

[AmberLGreen]

*ahem*

Can you not do the knitting this time though, the clacking of the needles puts me off my rhythm

 

[Saltfountain]

*ahem*

And just like that, perma reject