🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Saltfountain]

@Jbond1981 for having a tiny dick (by his own admission) whilst using someone else's dick as his AV

 

[StillRain]

I was a winner as well. And it clearly had prestige. It comes with a trophy and a certificate even.

Thank you for recognising the awards for the glamorous events they are and the prestige and honour it is to get one. I appreciate you and how hard you wanked for it.

 

[StillRain]

Would you trust @Bry1313 to be your locum?

Are you offering your services?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was a winner as well. And it clearly had prestige. It comes with a trophy and a certificate even.

Mine didn’t … guess you can wank better than me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thank you for recognising the awards for the glamorous events they are and the prestige and honour it is to get one. I appreciate you and how hard you wanked for it.

 

[Yesok1]

How does @Saltfountain get people kicked off. Is it a curse?

 

[Saltfountain]

How does @Saltfountain get people kicked off. Is it a curse?

Act like a paedo and find out

 

[Yesok1]

Act like a paedo and find out

Lol, no thanks!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Are you offering your services?

Unfortunately, my skill set involves breaking hearts (and balls, I am pretty good at breaking those)

 

[Bry1313]

Would you trust @Bry1313 to be your locum?

Nominated for not trusting me to be her locum.

 

[StillRain]

Unfortunately, my skill set involves breaking hearts (and balls, I am pretty good at breaking those)

Pleased to see you finally took some of my advice.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for not trusting me to be her locum.

She knows cardiologists generally don’t use speculums.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for not trusting me to be her locum.

Nominated for making assumptions about what I meant within my post. Just where exactly does it say that I do not trust you to be her locum? It was a question to your boss and not a characterisation of you! Stick your lane you mere minion

FFS no wonder this award is losing its prestige when the judge can’t even read!! Nominated again for being an absolute wanker

 

[StillRain]

I’m sick of all you whiney cunts, listening to you moan is like opening a kinder surprise and finding no fucking surprise. This award is glorious. The panel of judge, mediocre. At best. The awards, excellent. Deserved. What Lit needs.

You all need to get back into your little foil wrapped eggs think about your actions, and fucking surprise me.

Or something.

Wankers.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for making assumptions about what I meant within my post. Just where exactly does it say that I do not trust you to be her locum? It was a question to your boss and not a characterisation of you! Stick your lane you mere minion

FFS no wonder this award is losing its prestige when the judge can’t even read!! Nominated again for being an absolute wanker

Nominated for a long winded reply to a one line joke.

 

[subdudeme13]

Maybe I should join Wankers Anonymous ? WAAAAAAAAAAAh

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for a long winded reply to a one line joke.

I bet you didn’t even read the first line, ya lazy fucker.

So many lazy wankers on here, the thread might need a rotolactor to handle them all

 

[ydahecnot]

I bet you didn’t even read the first line, ya lazy fucker.

So many lazy wankers on here, the thread might need a rotor actor to handle them all

I will nod and pretend to know what that means

 

[AmberLGreen]

I will nod and pretend to know what that means

Corrected it. Sodding autocorrect

 

[drobert44]

Corrected it. Sodding autocorrect

What does "sodding" mean?

 

[ydahecnot]

Corrected it. Sodding autocorrect

That just made it more of a mystery

 

[AmberLGreen]

What does "sodding" mean?

sodding
adjective
VULGAR SLANG•BRITISH

1. used for emphasis, typically to express frustration, anger, or impatience.
   "that ringtone drives me round the sodding bend every time I hear it"

 

[InThe312]

What does "sodding" mean?

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=sodding+definition

Nominated

 

[ydahecnot]

Could also mean applying sod

 

[drobert44]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=sodding+definition

Nominated

Thanks.......new word for me.