Sex & Shenanigans

[AuntieDisco]

As a dude I need a reputation to precede me, lest I get booted in the nuts...

Then you can wear those cups and protect them.

 

[jason28053]

They're sensitive...

And bruised I’ll bet

 

[HeavyBalls]

Then you can wear those cups and protect them.

I'll have you know it still HURTS even when wearing a cup...

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'll have you know it still HURTS even when wearing a cup...

Well clearly I lack the tools to know how that contraption works.

 

[curious_me]

I mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.

Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...

The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...


Don't be greedy. God doesn't like it. He wants tits too.

When is service?

 

[Bambear99]

When is service?

I haven’t seen the times published yet, but you’ll probably want to plan to arrive early for communion services. Those are bound to become extra popular.

 

[lavendersilk]

I could see Jesus doing this…

Genius.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok all you baptits I have got to go say my “prayers” flash the heavens and go to bed .
Mwah

 

[subdudeme13]

Ah, just another reason why I don’t want kids..

The codes are confusing to me…

I thought I heard that “please stop” is a request meaning “do it harder and I will be having a massive orgasm any second now”.

Clearly I need more work with my “safe word” skills. Like a study partner or something. Unfortunately, I am more inclined to say “make me” or if I am particularly in a mood… “have you gained weight?”

The codes are confusing to me…

I thought I heard that “please stop” is a request meaning “do it harder and I will be having a massive orgasm any second now”.

Clearly I need more work with my “safe word” skills. Like a study partner or something. Unfortunately, I am more inclined to say “make me” or if I am particularly in a mood… “have you gained weight?”

What is the safe word when you are gagged?

 

[subdudeme13]

Hope you have sweet dreams!

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Nicefella]

Mornin’ everyone!

 

[BrendaBear]

What is the safe word when you are gagged?

I hold something in my hand - either something to drop, or something to make “stop it” noise.

 

[subdudeme13]

I am recalling the time I was tied down and somewhere along the line got gagged for making too much noise. That's what you get for enjoying it too much!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am recalling the time I was tied down and somewhere along the line got gagged for making too much noise. That's what you get for enjoying it too much!

Sounds fine to me.

 

[subdudeme13]

Those crystal glass dildos don't have much give to them! Especially since she had it in the fridge.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I did NOT get called in to work today.
I'm looking over all the chores I need to get done around the house instead.
I wish I'd been called in to work today.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[Nicefella]

Taking the train to NYC with all of the other stuffed suits. Except I’m on lit baby!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thanks for noticing my baptits. I clicked your emoji and nothing happened.

While I’m here…

I DONT WANNA!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks for noticing my baptits. I clicked your emoji and nothing happened.

While I’m here…

I DONT WANNA!!!!

Seconded

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Seconded

Ugh it’s so dumb.
Also, I must have gotten a little to into my breakfast. I literally have egg on my face

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did NOT get called in to work today.
I'm looking over all the chores I need to get done around the house instead.
I wish I'd been called in to work today.

At least you can do your chores naked… or while watching porn

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ugh it’s so dumb.
Also, I must have gotten a little to into my breakfast. I literally have egg on my face

Maybe just tired?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Maybe just tired?

So tired. But how did I get egg yolk on my forehead