Sex & Shenanigans

Oh… so you inspired me to look up both “TIL” (treacherously Increasing Lust didn’t make sense), and to look up Iggy too.

Amazing after a lifetime of speaking American English every day, I don’t know what the hell the kids are talking about. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still don't know Iggy....
 
I use green, yellow, red system, which worked great until I was with a woman I nicknamed "Red" (I have a weakness for redheads). We had recalibrate mid-act to green, yellow, and rutabaga.
The codes are confusing to me…

I thought I heard that “please stop” is a request meaning “do it harder and I will be having a massive orgasm any second now”.

Clearly I need more work with my “safe word” skills. Like a study partner or something. Unfortunately, I am more inclined to say “make me” or if I am particularly in a mood… “have you gained weight?” 😇😇😇😇

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The codes are confusing to me…

I thought I heard that “please stop” is a request meaning “do it harder and I will be having a massive orgasm any second now”.

Clearly I need more work with my “safe word” skills. Like a study partner or something. Unfortunately, I am more inclined to say “make me” or if I am particularly in a mood… “have you gained weight?” 😇😇😇😇

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Which is why I used "rutabaga." Considering that I declared I wouldn't fuck a ratatouille (because it wouldn't even buy me a drink), it really doesn't come up that often during sex.
 
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