I've put the fear of God into a few women in the past year or so. . . .I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...
Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.
I still like my idea of establishing a church that worships Sandra Bullock as a living goddess.I mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.
Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...
The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...
She's a great actress, seems like the woman next door, still hot, and it's a ridiculously easy tax dodge! Besides, maybe she will favor me as the religious leader with some. . . inspiration. 
Congratulations from my Galaxy Note 20 Ultra cellphone.Greetings from my new 70-inch (178-cm) TV! My employer recently sublet their office space to some medical school or research thing, and they raffled off all the TVs in the office. I won the grand prize--the 70-inch TV from the conference room!
It was a bitch to get it from the office to the car. It didn't fit my backseat, so we had to jury rig something. Got it home and needed some help to get it up to my condo. Managed to assemble a stand for it and it's in use finally!
I've had my old 32-inch for 15 years, and I wanted to get a bigger one. I feel slightly more modern now. Got one for free, so I can't complain.
Oh interesting! Do you have a degree in Duderometry?
No, I have a Ph.D in Comedic Science from Abide University.
He wrote the book of Duderonomy
Your degree really ties the discussion thread together.
No, but I studied The Dude Testament. Working on my Doctorate of Divinity in Simplicity Theory...
You lost me at Simplicity Theory...
I am curious what your position is on the controversial topic regarding the dudity of nudity.
It’s a complicated theory.
Verily! Like quantum physics of dudery
I believe I can answer that with my personal mantra.I am curious what your position is on the controversial topic regarding the dudity of nudity.
It's really not. Broken down, sooner or later, you have to face the fact that you're a goddamned moron. After that, it all gets simple.
I want to make a donation immediatelyI mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.
Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...
The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...
Don't be greedy. God doesn't like it. He wants tits too.
Because then they would expect lactating tits for Jesus. Next thing you know your supplying milk for the whole congregation
Oh, our first donation!!
I think each shirt should have a picture of real women’s tits. But drawn on with a sharpie
