Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Oh that? That's just to help my finger glide better on the page when I'm reading the good book.

Clearly the best response ever. I’m hiring you as my PR person.

 

[Amanda330]

Not me, I’m very careful!

Also, I don’t add family to social media and I do most of my Frisky activities on my now wifi-only iPhone, so worst case scenario, I accidentally send an inappropriate pic to a gamer friend instead of a Lit perv

Kitty, what can I say? You're just better than me! Lol.

Honestly, I'm usually very careful. My son called while I had the picture up and somehow my face posted it. I'm not sure how it happened. My sister luckily spammed my phone to let me know. So yeah, sometimes even when you're careful, shit happens.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I know it's not quite the same thing, but I once got on a church zoom call with a bottle of sex lube prominently visible on the bookshelf behind me. I learned a valuable lesson that day in keeping one dedicated space with a professional background at home for doing online meetings.

Not a religious person but I would love to have you as my spiritual leader

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not a religious person but I would love to have you as my spiritual leader

Seconded.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not a religious person but I would love to have you as my spiritual leader

We at @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC believe in the power of lube and would never judge your lube of choice! (However, we would caution against silicone-based lube with silicone toys)

 

[Amanda330]

Not a religious person but I would love to have you as my spiritual leader

@Whiskeyjack if you ever start your own church, lmk. I'll come be in the choir... Or you know, whatever. I'll show my tits to raise money. It's for Jesus, so it's ok.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Whiskeyjack if you ever start your own church, lmk. I'll come be in the choir... Or you know, whatever. I'll show my tits to raise money. It's for Jesus, so it's ok.

That’s quite a slogan …

“Tits for Jesus”


We’d be richer than the Catholic Church.

 

[jason28053]

@Whiskeyjack if you ever start your own church, lmk. I'll come be in the choir... Or you know, whatever. I'll show my tits to raise money. It's for Jesus, so it's ok.

Tits for Jason I mean Jesus

 

[Amanda330]

That’s quite a slogan …

“Tits for Jesus”


We’d be richer than the Catholic Church.

I mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.

Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...

The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...

Tits for Jason I mean Jesus

Don't be greedy. God doesn't like it. He wants tits too.

 

[jason28053]

I mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.

Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...

The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...


Don't be greedy. God doesn't like it. He wants tits too.

Hmm You know God?

 

[BrendaBear]

@Whiskeyjack if you ever start your own church, lmk. I'll come be in the choir... Or you know, whatever. I'll show my tits to raise money. It's for Jesus, so it's ok.

So… a fundraiser t shirt… “Tits For Jesus”.

I suppose they could be sold already wet too….

 

[jason28053]

So… a fundraiser t shirt… “Tits For Jesus”.

I suppose they could be sold already wet too….

And white (.)(.)

 

[Bambear99]

So… a fundraiser t shirt… “Tits For Jesus”.

I suppose they could be sold already wet too….

Why not “Jugs 4 Jesus”?

 

[Amanda330]

Hmm You know God?

I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...

Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.

 

[jason28053]

Why not “Jugs 4 Jesus”?

Because all tits are sacred

 

[jason28053]

I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...

Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.

You answered my prayers

 

[Amanda330]

So… a fundraiser t shirt… “Tits For Jesus”.

I suppose they could be sold already wet too….

You're hired.

You know what...? We don't need Jack - I'll be like barbie and do it myself. Lol.

 

[Amanda330]

And white (.)(.)

Duh. ( . Y . )

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

@Whiskeyjack if you ever start your own church, lmk. I'll come be in the choir... Or you know, whatever. I'll show my tits to raise money. It's for Jesus, so it's ok.

BRB- Starting my 'Tits for Jesus' t-shirt line real quick.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...

Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.

You dated a latino guy named Jesús?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Because all tits are sacred

As @Bry1313 noted, #AllBoobsMatter

 

[jason28053]

You dated a latino guy named Jesús?

She just calls me by my middle initial
H

 

[Bambear99]

I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...

Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.

It’s a good thing he and his son are not like Candyman or Beetlejuice, because imagine all the awkward situations he and Jesus would spontaneously pop into after their names have been yelled three times in row.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a very.... Close and intimate relationship with God. I know him very well...

Draw your own conclusion as to what that means.

I'm thinking... Mrs. Davis level of intimacy.

 

[jason28053]

I mean, dumber people have started a church with less to go on.

Tits for Jesus I'm sure would be successful...

The congregation would likely have a LOT of men though...


Don't be greedy. God doesn't like it. He wants tits too.

I think you are thinking of a Titty bar