What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[F3x0r]

An animal plaster

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a plaid sports jacket….nor am I the sales manager of a floundering AM radio station.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shoes

 

[fullservice65]

A screaming eel.

 

[BrendaBear]

Shoes

I am not wearing…. A “Keep Tormenting PMann” t shirt.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Anything but a pink Comfy brand blanket.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am not wearing…. A “Keep Tormenting PMann” t shirt.

But you are wearing Birks, which is the same form of torture. For me and everyone who must see them.

 

[BrendaBear]

But you are wearing Birks, which is the same form of torture. For me and everyone who must see them.

That reminds me… isn’t Amazon having a big sale? I better go see if they are on sale…


I can always use more….

 

[Lord Pmann]

That reminds me… isn’t Amazon having a big sale? I better go see if they are on sale…


I can always use more….

They’re on sale because they’re ugly and no one is buying them.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing high heels with little padlocks locking them on my feet.

I wonder if I find Birkies like that… hmmmm….

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A screaming eel.

That's good, that could really hurt.

 

[fullservice65]

That's good, that could really hurt.

That's good, that could really hurt.

"Probably he means no ... harm."
"He's very, very short on ... charm."

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a bodysuit for @BrendaD

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not wearing a bodysuit for @BrendaD

Aw that's too bad, I bet you'd look amazing in it.

 

[Rj_1954]

Aw that's too bad, I bet you'd look amazing in it.

I wish I looked this good..,

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my bluetooth ear buds. Have to charge them, so it's time for bed.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing @LustyScribe ’s bluetooth buttplug… and he can’t make me….

 

[One_ping_only]

I'm not wearing my ......... wife's gstring atm

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing @LustyScribe ’s bluetooth buttplug… and he can’t make me….

You're only not wearing it because it's not charged up! Once that light turns blue, we both know how this turns out!

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my speedo, or is it arena. My gym bag is like a lucky dip

 

[Biggalute]

My lucky leprechaun underpants, it could be a bad day

 

[Familiemom]

anything but my new anklets

 

[Wageslave]

I am not wearing a paper bag on my head

 

[Btq97]

I am not wearing sensible shoes in the office

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a black leather mini dress, fishnets, heels and belt with a cat-o-9 tails hanging from it.

…to work this morning…