Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

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I'm just saying that bases are negotiable.

Tom Segura, I LOVE him, and I love that he's a Peruano güero. No one ever suspects that he's completely fluent in Spanish. I love when he just busts out with it in his act

 

[MissLabelled]

Impressively so from what you’ve shared.

Wait, 2nd base is tits right? I never can keep that straight.

Straight is overrated.

 

[EricaLynch]

Straight is overrated.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Z5hcanJHUwcAAAAC/what-she-said-tracey-matney.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Straight is overrated.

I legit contemplated using another word for about 10 seconds. Glad the slow pitch was swung at.

Shoot it almost sounds as I I know Jack about baseball.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm the Beast, and I love teh boobies!

 

[MissLabelled]

I legit contemplated using another word for about 10 seconds. Glad the slow pitch was swung at.

Shoot it almost sounds as I I know Jack about baseball.

I've played some form of ball my entire life. Baseball, softball, slow pitch. If someone serves it up down the middle, I'm going to jump on it.

Double entendre? Very much so.

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm the Beast, and I love teh boobies!

Beastly boobs?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've played some form of ball my entire life. Baseball, softball, slow pitch. If someone serves it up down the middle, I'm going to jump on it.

Double entendre? Very much so.

Not much double about that entendre

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Beastly boobs?
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I keep thinking of that woman who’s in social media like “I don’t want to be strong to look like a model, I want to be strong to wrestle a bear in the woods”

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm the Beast, and I love teh boobies!

I'm lavendersilk, and I love teh balls!



Lol, just kidding. I love boobs too.

 

[ShaneoD]

Tom Segura, I LOVE him, and I love that he's a Peruano güero. No one ever suspects that he's completely fluent in Spanish. I love when he just busts out with it in his act

I may lust admit I loved him a latest special, not sure whether I liked his story about getting his mom high or meeting Brad Pitt more

Edit: autocorrect fucked me over but I'm leaving it in because it made me laugh

 

[MissLabelled]

I keep thinking of that woman who’s in social media like “I don’t want to be strong to look like a model, I want to be strong to wrestle a bear in the woods”

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[HeavyBalls]

I'm lavendersilk, and I love teh balls!



Lol, just kidding. I love boobs too.

Boobs are awesome!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Straight is overrated.

Truth

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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This is why you don’t teach Bears Krav Maga. No good comes of it.

 

[lavendersilk]

I may lust admit I loved him a latest special, not sure whether I liked his story about getting his mom high or meeting Brad Pitt more

Edit: autocorrect fucked me over but I'm leaving it in because it made me laugh

Good morning, Shane!

 

[ShaneoD]

Good morning, Shane!

You're showing off your knowledge of timezones, I hope all's well with you

 

[MindYaBitness]

I may lust admit I loved him a latest special, not sure whether I liked his story about getting his mom high or meeting Brad Pitt more

Edit: autocorrect fucked me over but I'm leaving it in because it made me laugh

In our house we now refer to all gummies, whether they're pot gummies or not, as "eh-gummy"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have no idea who that is… so okay by me.

Should we hate on Nate Shlwngenskootcher too?

Oh, god, Shlwngenskootcher is just the worst...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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If this doesn't bring a tear to your eye, you just can't be helped...

Honestly, that wasn't the part. It was Zoe at the tombstone. That broke me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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To soon, man. Too soon...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I used to like Comic Sans lol.

My wife used Comic Sans in all her emails. That is why we got divorced.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like them all...Star Trek...Star Wars...Stargate...Battlestar Galactica.....

Marry me.

Beats killing me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's much too fragile. Falls apart if you just look at it wrong, never mind writing on it.

Oh, the font! It's good if you're having a The Mummy themed party.

No, for that you need a big metal book that no one should read. You know, unless you want the story to go on...

 

[MissLabelled]

Shlwngenskootcher

Shlwngenskootcher

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