Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's cool. You are my younger, more naive little brother. You'll learn eventually.

 

[lavendersilk]

Did you use it for formal documents?

No, lol.

 

[EricaLynch]

No.... I just prefer Star Wars myself!

I like them all...Star Trek...Star Wars...Stargate...Battlestar Galactica.....

 

[MissLabelled]

Complete non-sequitur, but I just got a contract to review that's written in Comic Sans.
This is gonna take me a minute to wrap my brain around.

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I used that font on my resume and I've been working for the circus ever since.

 

[lavendersilk]

How do we feel about Papyrus?

 

[BrendaBear]

How do we feel about Papyrus?

Is that like Toys R Us ??? Papy R Us?? papy? Like Pappy? Is this a daddy fetish thing??

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm not catching up on all the pages. so I'll just pretend I know what's happening.

I gave up on catching up long ago. Best to jump in confused and willing to roll with it.

 

[MissLabelled]

How do we feel about Papyrus?

It's much too fragile. Falls apart if you just look at it wrong, never mind writing on it.

Oh, the font! It's good if you're having a The Mummy themed party.

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that like Toys R Us ??? Papy R Us?? papy? Like Pappy? Is this a daddy fetish thing??

*nods*

 

[SherlockianMan]

How do we feel about Papyrus?

Nice texture

 

[SherlockianMan]

I like them all...Star Trek...Star Wars...Stargate...Battlestar Galactica.....

A good space opera is all you need.

 

[BrendaBear]

A good space opera is all you need.

Sure!
…and some leather cuffs…
…one of those magic wands…
…a nice wine…

Oops… sorry!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sure!
…and some leather cuffs…
…one of those magic wands…
…a nice wine…

Oops… sorry!

You've never seen a space opera, have you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's much too fragile. Falls apart if you just look at it wrong, never mind writing on it.

Oh, the font! It's good if you're having a The Mummy themed party.

You should perhaps be concerned that I contemplated this exact joke.

 

[EricaLynch]

Sure!
…and some leather cuffs…
…one of those magic wands…
…a nice wine…

Oops… sorry!

Trying to seduce me to the dark side? It may be working...or else I'm already there

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How do we feel about Papyrus?

A little more pricy than paper you snob!

But it would be put to good use to tie up an older sister!

 

[BrendaBear]

Trying to seduce me to the dark side? It may be working...or else I'm already there

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VfFUQPoJR-gAAAAC/cute.gif

 

[SherlockianMan]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VfFUQPoJR-gAAAAC/cute.gif

That face is both scary and oddly attractive...

 

[MissLabelled]

You should perhaps be concerned that I contemplated this exact joke.

And you thought DMs between yourself and @SirConradPeckereye would be too much hilarity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And you thought DMs between yourself and @SirConradPeckereye would be too much hilarity.

Not EVERY joke is a home run! I stand by On Base Percentage.

 

[MissLabelled]

Not EVERY joke is a home run! I stand by On Base Percentage.

I'm more of a second base type of gal.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm more of a second base type of gal.

Impressively so from what you’ve shared.

Wait, 2nd base is tits right? I never can keep that straight.

 

[EricaLynch]

I'm more of a second base type of gal.

You can go all the way around the bases anytime

 

[BodieOhl]

Second base is called "scoring position" for a resson...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm just saying that bases are negotiable.