Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm gonna need a good bribe to keep quiet...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I stood in line at Fry’s electronics on the day after Christmas fo their super special sale to buy a Blaupunkt for my VW Corrado. We are not the same. *sigh* sadly.

You mean the us of now versus the blaupunkt blasting us’ of the past?

 

[UnquietDreams]

A girlfriend once hit me up for money and broke up with me. In the same text message.

Wait, are you me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

He fucking better listen to me. He got “it’s a small world after all” stuck in my head for like 4 months straight and he owes me some peace of mind for this. @HeavyBalls

Oh, I also consummated a relationship on It's A Small World. Got kicked out. Totally worth it.

I may be old, but I have fucking earned it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm gonna need a good bribe to keep quiet...

I’ve got a nice Grasscow

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh, I also consummated a relationship on It's A Small World. Got kicked out. Totally worth it.

I may be old, but I have fucking earned it.

I got stuck on it for 2 hours. Does that count?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got stuck on it for 2 hours. Does that count?

Oh fuck yes. You should get a settlement from Disney.

Though I do still get hard when I hear the song...

 

[MissLabelled]

Outside of randoms asking if you would sell your panties, show your feet, or be the “mom” in their role play, do people use the DM feature to actually chat? Is it a faux pas to just reach out and say “hi”?

Thanks for all the responses on this.

So I suppose the answer is “Girl, stop overthinking and just send the damn message”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh fuck yes. You should get a settlement from Disney.

Though I do still get hard when I hear the song...

That’s awesome. nothing says boner like a small world. I actually really love that song. I learned all the words that time

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thanks for all the responses on this.

So I suppose the answer is “Girl, stop overthinking and just send the damn message”

Yes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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My brothers set the bar so low that as long as I wasn't pregnant, working the pole, or slamming heroin, I really could do whatever I wanted

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You mean the us of now versus the blaupunkt blasting us’ of the past?

I mean the only time anyone was fucked in my Corrado was me when someone turned left suddenly in front of me and I crashed into them

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s awesome. nothing says boner like a small world. I actually really love that song. I learned all the words that time

Really?

Sing them to me...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean the only time anyone was fucked in my Corrado was me when someone turned left suddenly in front of me and I crashed into them

Yeah me and my eclipse got tons of ass. Now I see the difference.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Really?

Sing them to me...

Well played

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well played

Thank, you, ma'am. From you, that is quite the complement.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have received a total of... let me count... four unwanted links to dick pics. Honestly, they don't bother me that much. They make me laugh.

I have received one request to be in a Mommy roleplay and one other ageplay request.

I have received multiple flirtatious messages that last only a handful of back and forths before they fizzle out.

I have made five friends who I contact outside of Lit. And multiple friends who I randomly chat with. I want/need more. *hint* *hint*

I am very lucky.

Is that a hint?

 

[morelikeasong]

Thanks for all the responses on this.

So I suppose the answer is “Girl, stop overthinking and just send the damn message”

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I’ve got a nice Grasscow

Oh I know you do Nebzilla!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My brothers set the bar so low that as long as I wasn't pregnant, working the pole, or slamming heroin, I really could do whatever I wanted

And you didn't overachieve by doing all three!? shame!!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SherlockianMan]

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This looks like the start of one of those "Help me, Stepbro" vids

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or on a beach, I've never done it, took the advice of friends who said sand got EVERYWHERE

It does. I watch the famous scene in From Here to Eternity and yell, "yeah, right!"

People get mad, but it kept them from getting sand where it should never be, they should thank me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It requires great care in movement, skillful acrobatics, and a ginormous towel or so I heard...

Wind. Wind blows sand on towel. Sand gets everywhere. It would have turned me to the Dark Side as well.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank, you, ma'am. From you, that is quite the complement.

cuz I’m so witty? Or cuz I’m a humor snob? I’m not really. I laugh at farts