Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

in my cunt

I’m shocked. Shocked I say. Also a little aroused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Say again?

It’s certainly not worth understanding

 

[VoraciousValue]

in my cunt

Wait--what's going on with Nebbie's cunt??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait--what's going on with Nebbie's cunt??

It’s straight fire. Apparently,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s straight fire. Apparently,

Maybe that’s it eats straight fire? . I’m confused. Unsurprisingly

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nope. Everything apart from those two words were just Charlie Brown's teacher talking.

I don’t need creams you fucker!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/asQBIcE6w6Q8M/200w.webp?cid=6c09b952l0a5qhtlp1mjbuv2p1inp6z8s92x1z4vr3y54iz3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m shocked. Shocked I say. Also a little aroused.

You asked for it monkey

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll do it anywhere anhow I’m down fo anything. Oh wait that’s lil Kim. But also, yeah. I’ll fuck* dudes outdoors. I keep OFF in my car lol

Did the hood of the car thing once. Lunchtime, for a couple meanings of that word, on graveyard shift in the parking lot. Normally very quiet. And it was fine until some guys from another warehouse started yelling suggestions.

Dudes, I got this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You asked for it monkey

I did .

View attachment 2330068

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s certainly not worth understanding

Pwease? I feel like I want to understand
https://media2.giphy.com/media/83QtfwKWdmSEo/200w.webp?cid=6c09b9522lcyc2afktntxkedxyzl5asgcvawaowwhiuhxfq9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did the hood of the car thing once. Lunchtime, for a couple meanings of that word, on graveyard shift in the parking lot. Normally very quiet. And it was fine until some guys from another warehouse started yelling suggestions.

Dudes, I got this.

My 97 Eclipse got laid more than I did. …
Wait no it didn’t. I was there every time it got laid. I was getting laid on it. Parking garages, boat launches…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll do it anywhere anhow I’m down fo anything. Oh wait that’s lil Kim. But also, yeah. I’ll fuck* dudes outdoors. I keep OFF in my car lol

I really read the” keep”as ”get” and was a bit confused at the connection for a second.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait--what's going on with Nebbie's cunt??

Nothing anymore

 

[HeavyBalls]

*launches Canadian World Domination plan Omega 3

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's the gift of being the youngest kid, I got to watch everyone else mess up so I knew clearly what not to do. I took the skill into adulthood

View attachment 2330069

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I really read the” keep”as ”get” and was a bit confused at the connection for a second.

I’m not great at grammar when I’m furiously thumb typing.
But I got off on and in my car and also keep OFF in there cuz mosquitoes love me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nothing anymore

It’s a damn shame what this world isn’t cumming to.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not great at grammar when I’m furiously thumb typing.
But I got off on and in my car and also keep OFF in there cuz mosquitoes love me

I know the dangers of furious thumbing oh too well.

But in this case it was all my brain,

 

[UnquietDreams]

Link me!

Ok, this is from a few days ago, but you did ask...

No Cheez-it socks though...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s a damn shame what this world isn’t cumming to.

I fucked fire dick on the hood of my car with winds of change cranking out the blaupunkt (spelling?) .

Talk about the magic of the moment on a glory night

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nothing anymore

Do you need a special technician to fix that??

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m not great at grammar when I’m furiously thumb typing.
But I got off on and in my car and also keep OFF in there cuz mosquitoes love me

"Furiously thumb typing".... so thats what you cool kids call it now...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I fucked fire dick on the hood of my car with winds of change cranking out the blaupunkt (spelling?) .

Talk about the magic of the moment on a glory night

And a glorious hole. Not to be confused with…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

"Furiously thumb typing".... so thats what you cool kids call it now...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I fucked fire dick on the hood of my car with winds of change cranking out the blaupunkt (spelling?) .

Talk about the magic of the moment on a glory night

I stood in line at Fry’s electronics on the day after Christmas fo their super special sale to buy a Blaupunkt for my VW Corrado. We are not the same. *sigh* sadly.