Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Just send me your Venmo info and your membership will be delivered via courier.

We don't have Venmo in Canada.

Alas, my dreams of being a tropical whore are shattered by this minor inconvenience.

 

[MissLabelled]

I've already seen one meth lab blow up in my life. I don't need another.

Story time?

 

[Apisto42]

We don't have Venmo in Canada.

Alas, my dreams of being a tropical whore are shattered by this minor inconvenience.

I also take Zelle, cashiers check, and cash.

And blowjobs.

So I think you’re golden.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've already seen one meth lab blow up in my life. I don't need another.

Have your eyebrows grown back?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Story time?

Not much of a story. About 20 years ago I was spending the night at my girlfriend's house in a not-great neighborhood in Pennsylvania. We were on her back porch, and across her neighbor's backyard their van started burning. It wasn't a big, dramatic KA-BOOM - more just that it got really smoky and then the windows popped. Then a few minutes later one of her neighbors started running around the neighbor yelling, "Yo! (so-and-so's) meth van blew up!" (I forget the name he said). He was dying with laughter. Thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Have your eyebrows grown back?

I wasn't next to it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cold weather gets people inside. Cozied up. Fucking.

Doesn't matter the weather...

 

[Lmizzler]

I just want as much ice cream as I'd like to eat.

Can I bring @Lmizzler ?

You don’t want to bring me. I’ll eat all of your ice cream.

IYKYK

 

[morelikeasong]

But in a tropical setting you can be naked and fucking outdoors year round.

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

 

[Wand3rlust]

As in all Mac and Cheese or just that abomination from a box?

Hmm..I think all of it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I live in L.A.

Don't they have a hockey team?

 

[Lmizzler]

Am I late? I got my suit on and brought roses for all the winners. Where is everyone?

Shoot. Looks like it was hours ago. Guess I’ll keep these complimentary and shaped chocolate bites and sex toy Swag bags to myself.

Congrats to all the winners! You are all masters of everything Shenanigan-like!
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[Whiskeyjack]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?

Nope.
I've never been in the middle of getting amorous and thought to myself, "man, if only there were more bugs and some itchy grass, this would be perfect."
The few times I've had outdoor sex were memorable just for how bad it was.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

Yeah, in general I think outdoors is a nice concept. But I like comfy sheets and mattresses and couches and stuff. And showers close at hand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't they have a hockey team?

Maybe. I don’t know. Nobody likes hockey

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maybe. I don’t know. Nobody likes hockey

Hockey is too good for some places. LA doesn't deserve it.

 

[Apisto42]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

It was more of a high school thing (all participants in memories are 18+).

But living in the beach with outdoor showers provided some fun times.

 

[morelikeasong]

But living in the beach with outdoor showers provided some fun times.

Beach sex is a hard no for me… but outdoor shower sex is something I could totally get behind. (Or could get behind me )

That also makes me think of sex outside in the rain. I’ve done that a couple times and highly recommend.

 

[lavendersilk]

Beach sex is a hard no for me… but outdoor shower sex is something I could totally get behind. (Or could get behind me )

That also makes me think of sex outside in the rain. I’ve done that a couple times and highly recommend.

My to-do list keeps growing...

 

[Apisto42]

It’s a beautiful thing to have the rain falling down on you during festivities.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe. I don’t know. Nobody likes hockey

Once again this is a call back joke not a thing I think or care about

 

[dawn_of_night]

Doesn't matter the weather...

Right....
Fucking and fuckers for all days and climates

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe. I don’t know. Nobody likes hockey

I do not condone this activity

 

[UnquietDreams]

On this topic… what does everyone think about outdoor sex?
Are you a fan?

I love it. However, there are definitely downsides.
One time I was fucking in a park at night and my ass got sooo bitten by mosquitoes. Thank god this was before my mosquito allergy developed because that would have been truly miserable.

And I’m thinking about a tropical location… heat and humidity. Sure, I’d be down for a few passionate, sweaty, outdoor fucks, but mostly I’d probably want to do it inside with a/c.

Oh yeah. We have a lot of forests. Lots of places to slip off a trail. Sometimes far away from people. Sometimes just off the trail, trying to keep quiet as the local Audubon Society passes by.

Main drawback is I am a gentleman, so I invariably end up on the bottom. Which I love, unless I end up with a stick or rock someplace uncomfortable...

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s a beautiful thing to have the rain falling down on you during festivities.

Absolutely. It adds to the passion.