Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That would make you a…

…figurative skater.

This is my second favorite post of the day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m large, I contain multitudes

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/469a9868-294e-4a35-829f-a721330ea6cd

 

[morelikeasong]

Move. North.

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[lavendersilk]

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Same. Lol

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m large, I contain multitudes

Good for you!

 

[MissLabelled]

Move. North.

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I live north, just saying.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m more a pound that…drum kinda monkey.

I was expecting this:

This surprised me. I didn’t expect you to be a 5:

 

[UnquietDreams]

I live north, just saying.

Or North West. Just saying...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My oldest came home from school upset because he thinks he failed a chemistry test.
"Why do I need to know this stuff? I'm never gonna be a chemist!"

So I guess I can rest easy knowing he'll never start an illicit meth lab in the basement. I'm okay with that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I would like to thank everyone who voted for me for this prestigious award. Namely me. And @crazychemgirl for setting this all up so I could demonstrate my prodigious self-love in a family friendly way.

But I’d also like to thank all of you for tolerating me and giving me those sweet, sweet likes and encouraging and enabling my terrible behavior. I see you and appreciate you. Even if everyone else wishes you’d just stop.

I’m proudly displaying my award at work. And have the perfect spot for…temporary home display…tonight…

https://ibb.co/fFSRpWf
https://ibb.co/NNtn3Pv

 

[Apisto42]

Most backcountry rednecks cooking meth don’t have chem degrees. Jus sayn

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I’m considering the purchase of this island off the coast of Maine. It would make a great location for a sex cult. Just saying.

 

[__Nathan1968]

My oldest came home from school upset because he thinks he failed a chemistry test.
"Why do I need to know this stuff? I'm never gonna be a chemist!"

So I guess I can rest easy knowing he'll never start an illicit meth lab in the basement. I'm okay with that.

He could just be really bad at it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m considering the purchase of this island off the coast of Maine. It would make a great location for a sex cult. Just saying.


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But only for like 2 months a year?

 

[morelikeasong]

But only for like 2 months a year?

Cold weather gets people inside. Cozied up. Fucking.

 

[morelikeasong]

So I guess I can rest easy knowing he'll never start an illicit meth lab in the basement. I'm okay with that.

He could just be really bad at it.

Yeah maybe you should actually be MORE concerned that he’ll start one and blow it up

 

[__Nathan1968]

But only for like 2 months a year?

Only outdoor sex culting for 2 months out of the year. 10 months of indoor sex culting. And skating.

 

[Apisto42]

Cold weather gets people inside. Cozied up. Fucking.

True. But in a tropical setting you can be naked and fucking outdoors year round.

Damn, I miss living in Puerto Rico.

 

[MissLabelled]

True. But in a tropical setting you can be naked and fucking outdoors year round.

I'll make you this guarantee. You purchase a place in the tropics, and I will join your sex cult.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cold weather gets people inside. Cozied up. Fucking.

Cool weather does that too. Without the runny noses and chaffed skin and Seasonal Affective Disorder.

 

[__Nathan1968]

True. But in a tropical setting you can be naked and fucking outdoors year round.

Damn, I miss living in Puerto Rico.

Pretty sure that was the selling point for Jonestown. “Tropical location. Warm climate year round. Free Kool aid”

 

[Apisto42]

I'll make you this guarantee. You purchase a place in the tropics, and I will join your sex cult.

Just send me your Venmo info and your membership will be delivered via courier.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yeah maybe you should actually be MORE concerned that he’ll start one and blow it up

I've already seen one meth lab blow up in my life. I don't need another.

 

[BodieOhl]

Congratulations to all the winners!

 

[SixShooter14]

Most backcountry rednecks cooking meth don’t have chem degrees. Jus sayn

Can confirm...


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